Why does Carlos Mencia have to suck so much?

Question

Seriously? What's the deal with Carlos Mencia?

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Answer 1

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Carlos Mencia is a fat douchebag.


I like Comedy Central. Comedy Central is one of the few great television stations. I totally dig South Park, Chappelle’s Show, etc. This stuff is legitimately funny, and I’m grateful that I’m allowed to have this kind of comedy in my life and not some Jesus humping program about holy water running 24/7 like half of Arkansas wishes.


Fairly recently, there has been talk about a Mexican fellow taking over Dave Chappelle’s time slot since Dave couldn’t do anything after his mental breakdown and coke binge or whatever it was.. “Oh!” I thought to myself. “I love Mexican comedy almost as much as I love black people comedy; this is going to be the best thing on television since those kids with the popped collars got locked inside a burning Hummer and died!”


…Alright so that never actually happened, unfortunately, but the point is that this guy is supposed to be great. Funny. Loco, even. This guy’s name is Carlos Mencia, and his show is “Mind of Mencia.”

If I could pick one word to describe “Mind of Mencia,” it would be “abortion.” No no, I take that back. An abortion implies that there was some life developing before it was destroyed. So that would mean that “Mind of Mencia” had some potential to become a full grown comedic machine. This isn’t the case with “Mind of Mencia.” “Mind of Mencia” is more like a turd that the dog leaves on the living room carpet, and nobody realizes it’s there for a couple weeks. When people finally notice it and realize it’s ****, they clean it up and forget all about it. They suppress it. Like memories of getting sodomized by a priest get suppressed. So in a way, watching “Mind of Mencia” is like getting sodomized by a priest.

It’s inaccurate for me to say “Mind of Mencia sucks.” What I should be saying is that, “Mencia’s mind sucks,” since the reason a show is awful is because of the writers. So let’s get this out of the way:


Carlos Mencia is not funny.


There is no arguing this. A lot of comedians are saying that he steals from other comics. Like the late Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, George Lopez, etc.


I don’t care what other comedians say about him stealing other people’s material. If he stole other people’s material, the least he could’ve done was steal the comedy that is funny. Nothing he’s ever said has made me want to do anything except look into his police records and figure out a way to deport his beaner *** back to Mexico. Except there were some problems:

He isn’t a Mexican.

He is half German.

His name isn’t Carlos Mencia.

His name is Ned Holness.

The act of him selling himself as a Mexican? Bullshit. Acting as if he's a beaner? Bullshit. Why would anyone want to pretend to be Mexican, you ask? Because Mexicans are an easy target for comedy. A lot of comics can be themselves and succeed…or at least get a minimum amount of respect. Carlos can’t. Carlos is the fat kid at the elementary school lunch table eating the gum stuck under the table in order to be accepted by everyone else. Simply put: a comedic cancer.

This guy is a tool. There is a great article about this on Joe Rogan’s website which basically tears this guy apart. I have a whole new respect for Joe Rogan now. I’m serious. He seems like a very solid dude.

To show you how much of a tool Carlos Mencia is…just listen to these clips. Oh, and pay attention to these radio DJs. This is why nobody can compete with Howard Stern, because there are VERY few radio talk show hosts who are funny. These DJs are such douchebags that there are probably people dying with cancer or AIDS right now thanking God they aren’t these obnoxious, radio twats.

Ned on the radio, talking ****. He’s the PUNEEESHER!!


Footage of Ned doing standup, and surprisingly...nobody laughs.

Funny. His recollection of the events, and the events CAUGHT ON FILM seem to be somewhat different. Different in the sense that Carlos makes it seem like he is a comedic genius, yet the film shows him stuttering his words like someone telling a joke while taking a ****…followed by a few laughs. Probably his friends.

It’s not JUST this radio interview either. I remember hearing Mencia on Howard Stern, saying the same bullshit, except this time Robin and Artie were forcing laughs, while Howard tried to move the interview along to lesbians waiting in the next room. I even remember parts of his standup bit on Howard Stern’s show, and me saying, “Why wasn't this guy sold on the black market as an ashtray when he was a kid?”

Aside from the fact that he’s a sham, tool, unfunny, and ironically successful…everything about this guy is just annoying. How he talks. His obnoxious vocal cadences. That forced stereotypical Mexican inflection. “Aye mane, choo want sum TACOOOOOOS?”

I just want this guy to go back to his country and rot away in a coke field like those people in “Blow.”
Feliz Navidad you fat ****.

Answer 2

You have to be aware of current events to get his type of humor. If you don't like him, tune him out. That's the nice thing about being in America.

Answer 3

He's funny sometimes, but he's totally racist. No white comedian would ever get his own racist show on Comedy Central.

Answer 4

He doesn't suck. He doesn't believe he's Mexican; everyone says he is. He is very funny. Stop hating.

Answer 5

he's made out of wood...

Answer 6

I like him!!