I would like the same as Spike Milligan
" I told you I was ill "
2006-09-18 07:44:18 · 24 answers · asked by Bill L 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Feck off and read some other feckers.
2006-09-18 08:04:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
S.W.B.
1986-2086
James Terry Mitchell Junior
Loving Father,Beloved Husband.
He was a good human being.He was truly worthy of his long and happy life.He died on his birthday just like he always said he would.
(S.W.B. means sleep well brother)
or that epitaph that was on those headstones on the show on Nickelodeons "Are you afraid of the dark?" I forget what it said but I liked it at the time.
2006-09-18 07:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by james 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Final Frontier
2006-09-18 07:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"She lived the way she wanted, she travelled to all the places she wanted, she lived a full and happy life, until the age of 140 when she passed away, calmly in her sleep. She had 4 children, 12 grandchildren and many animals. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust"
2006-09-18 08:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ksotikouli♥™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Mary
An Accountant to the end
She added up without contrary
And left a hefty dividend
2006-09-18 08:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by Mary B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loving Husband and Father.
Good Friend.
What else matters?
2006-09-18 07:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by Father Knows Best 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok my answer isnt suitable for this site cos most of it would be astericks but hey i'll put the astericks in on a short version, in memoriam of min the fubar prophet He's dead cos of a clusterf*ck hopefully it's snafu or there wont be the only one
2006-09-18 08:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by mini the prophet of fubar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want an epitaph. I want to be cremated and I want my ashes scattered and then forgotten about. Once my I've died, my body will rejoin the earth, and anyone who wants to mourn me, can mourn me anywhere - I don't want to buried someone so people feel obliged to 'visit' me.
2006-09-18 08:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All that knowledge gone to waste. Or, if I was the village postmistress. Her lies miss x village postmistress - returned to God unopened.
2006-09-18 09:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What are you just standing here reading this for. Mine is done get out there and go live your life. See ya later...maybe."
2006-09-18 19:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by quntmphys238 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋