Why did the patent office hang up on me when I wanted to patent my battery operated butthole scratcher???

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Why did the patent office hang up on me when I wanted to patent my battery operated butthole scratcher???

2006-09-18 07:34:25 · 5 answers · asked by JT 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture

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OMG.. lmfao!

2006-09-18 07:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by psychstudent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Because they knew that you couldn't get a patent. The one they previously issued was called a personal vibrator(you know, the one shaped like a penis).

2006-09-18 17:38:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

The patent is already taken.

2006-09-18 09:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

because you were supposed to patent DumBya......he's the official butthole scratcher!!

2006-09-18 07:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You didn't ask them to smell it did you? Was the middle finger the one you used? Try going there in person and demonstrating it .

2006-09-18 07:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋