Where would you go in a Zombie attack?

Question

There are like, 100,000 Zombies coming your way, what do you do? (Lol seriously, I wanna know!)

Answer 1

I would go to a morgue... think about it. There wouldn't be any zombies there. Why would they hang around? It would be like a prisoner escaping prison and then just hanging around.

Answer 2

If I could kill them, I'd hop in a car or run (if my car's invaded) to the nearest store. If it's not open, I'd keep going. I'd buy (or just grab it because the zombies will find these people too!) anything sharp and/ or lethal, turn back to the zombies, and use it. if they're outnumbered, I'd prepare bombs of all sorts to go off and make sure I have a bomb shelter to run to (before setting the bombs). If they cannot be killed and are immortal, I'd do the same (as mentioned if they're mortal), but then I'd let them come and get me! Once i'm tired- i mean TIRED- then, I'm done trying!! Who knows... I might become a zombie if THEY got me!!!

Answer 3

Now, I'm assuming that I'm the one -not- in control of the zombies. If I was, I'd sit back on my throne of femurs cackling wildly and glad I finally remembered the recipe.

now then, step one would be not do something stupid like a mall, no offence. Just my closest mall is fairly open to the elements, with too many openings to cover. I'd probably head to the open oceans and let it be a world class case of someone elses problem. If thats unavailable because of zombie seagulls and/or zombie ship crew, I would head to myshed, where, as a true packrat, I'd just find my copy of the ACookbook, as well as everything I need to mix up a nice, happy batch of napalm, just in case my neighbour's dog barks too loudly at night. Long story.

assuming I survive long enough to do that, I'll be armed with flaming globs of fun, using them to attack and clear a path through the zombies.

Failing all my other problems, I'd let them win and kill me, after all, who wants to live in a world of brainless mass......

well, moreso.

Answer 4

Call the Zombie Squad.

www.zombiehunters.org

Answer 5

I WOULD GET TOO A RV DEPOT STEAL THE BIGGEST 1 FORTIFIE THE SH1T OUTTA OF IT WITH THE CHAINSAWS COMING OUT THE SIDES THE WHOLE NINE YARDS THEN OVER TOTHE MALL OR GROCERY STORE AND RUN WILD B4 THE KILLING STARTS ( DREAMING OF THAT FOREVER THE PLAACE ALL TO URSELF.. WITOUT!!!! THE LIVING DEAD ) ... THEN STR8 TO THE GUN SHOP .....ROB THE PLACE BLIND NOTHING WOULD BE LEFT..I WOULD PROCEED TO LOCK THE DOOR GET TOTHE ROOF KILL A HOLE LOT WITH 2 IRSEAL 'Y DESERT EAGLES IM POPPING THESE SUCKAS LEFT AND RIGHT THEN JUMP INTO THE RV ..THRU THE SUNROOF AND GIVE IT GAS ALL THE WAY TO LALA LAND BABY TO THE KEY'S TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH.............. SO I GRAB JESSICA SIMPSON AND BRITNEY SPEAR'S LIL SISTER AND THEN TAKE THEIR PRIVET JET TO HAWAII WHERE WE WOULD SEIZE THE BIGGEST HOUSE ON A HILL WHERE WE HAVE NOn STOP ZOMBIE FEARING SEX ......THEN I'D TRAIN GREAT WHITE SHARKS TO EAT ALL THE BRAIN EAT'N SONS OF B1TCHES THAT WOULD TRY TO SWIM OVER ...............THEN AFTER 5 YRS WHEN THE ZOMBIES EVENTUALLY CANNIBILIZE EACH OTHER ( HOPE FULLY ) MY SPAWN WILL RULE THE EARTH UNTIL MY IMBREED CHILDREN STUMBLLE UPON A MORMEN ZOMBIE SECT LIVING IN THE ISOLATED DESERTS OF NEW MEXICO AND IT HAPPENS ALL OVER AGAIN .........RUNNNNNNN

Answer 6

I think your best bet is to hop on a plane and head to Hawaii...unless there are Zombies there too.

If you can't get to a plane or some other kind of fast transportation, you might want to find a friend with a bomb shelter who's stocked up food and water for months. Then hide there till it all blows over (if ever)

Answer 7

A self supporting eco-system somewhere south of the Bahamas, connected by satellite to the world's military bases, with my Microsoft powerred 64bit laptop, Bush's secret service, Blair's MI5 , the Queen's guards, a pair of Nike ACGs, that £2999 mountain bike bike from Scott, that walk-in-WARdrobe in the Matrix - and a coke bottle.

There! Now all you've got to worry about is your production budget.

Answer 8

i would do plenty steps:
1-i will know what is my position, should i make an aggressive strategy; like going in a frenzy to kill as more as i can to make my way to safety, or i should get down to a defensive strategy where i just run away pushing 'em outta my way.
2-try to find food and water supplies, and to move the maximum i can to a safe place.
3-try to find weapons and tools to make my way out of this city.
4-try to find maps of this city and assume the safest and the shortest way to safety.
5-try to find survivors to cope with, they can do alot of emotional and material help.
6-not to trust any army guys, because this crisis always are related to the governemnt.
7-never give up, if i am dying anyway, at least die bravely with me facing 'em..

Answer 9

If they're traditional (slow and stupid, Shaun of the Dead types): Stand there and have a smoke, before hopping into my car and driving away. ... Actually, my friends and I would most likely reenact the entire movie of Shaun of the Dead.
If they're Resident Evil: Most likely die cuz I'm not a good runner.

Answer 10

I still think a nice big Mall would be a good choice. Theres food, weapons etc...but damn, my son has a blog about such things....you really start to think about it it gets kind of harried. I just want to see other peoples answers...