2006-09-18 06:07:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Shoot it of course! Or stab it with your office scissors.
2006-09-18 06:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by TRISHTHEDISH76 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hi!
Unicorns love moonstones,it's their favourite treat. Try placing some a metre or so away from the unicorn, making sure you keep bowed in the process (To show respect to the noble beast). IOf that doesn't work, you may have lasso it with a feather rope (Rope made from the extra-long feather's of pehonixes). This is the only rope known to bea able to secure a unicorn.
If you can't lasso.....sign your will and call your nearest and dearest.
Luv
Metia
XO
2006-09-18 13:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by metiae65 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should be more concerned with your downed coworkers. Remember, you need to stop the bleeding as quickly as possible by applying pressure and elevating the injured area (if possible). Call 911 or whichever fairy emergency organization happens to be closest by. THEN call animal control to track down that unicorn.
2006-09-18 14:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by Whit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay sinse Unicorns are of the Fae then your best bet would be to throw steel or iron at it ( I dont remember which sorry). Another thing and I'm not sure this would work is running water.
2006-09-18 15:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Clint S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!! dude, you must be really bored.
If it was a real unicorn then you would know, in the first place, they only reveal themselves to some and don't like being around people. also they are peace full creatures.
2006-09-19 03:55:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't. Those unicorns are very vicious and invincible. Everybody should get off the floor.
2006-09-18 13:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unicorns are passive unless attacked or encouraged. If you give it a pleasant atmosphere it will calm down. Or shoot it and you'll die immediatly.
Blessed Be.
2006-09-18 13:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by juniorteen312005 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poison.
2006-09-18 22:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why stop it? It didn't hurt YOU and no one is going to believe you anyway. Allow it to finish it's rampage, it will get bored and leave.
2006-09-18 14:06:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hire a dragon security guard.
2006-09-18 13:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by desi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call 911. You must be high on drugs to hallucinate that much.
Jeez...*rolleyes*
2006-09-18 19:38:42 · answer #11 · answered by Wicked Wytch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋