2006-09-18 03:36:06 · 34 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You're a full grown adult, you're tuned in to this web site with it's inane questions, sarcastic and insolent answers, having no redeeming qualities whatever, and you have to ask that.
2006-09-18 03:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn this song....
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother,'cause she was my fathers wife
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my step-mother
I'm my own grandpaw, I'm my own grandpaw
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpaw.
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grand-child, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
2006-09-18 03:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink some of my special Stupid Juice.
It comes in it's own stylish holder
2006-09-19 02:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the Fox News Network.
2006-09-18 03:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Watching MTV or listening to Air America outta do the trick.
2006-09-18 03:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch the Girls Next Door with Hugh Hefner's dizzy blondes. Guaranteed to lower your IQ immediately!
2006-09-18 03:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit youself in the head with a baseball bat.
2006-09-18 04:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to stupid school
2006-09-18 03:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You mean you have the ability to get stupider??
2006-09-18 03:51:05 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to any politician that has a "D" after their name. The dullness rubs off on you easily.
2006-09-18 03:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by Michael E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋