TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her
to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer
was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able
to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been
earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than
thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1
million.
Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the
bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had
"charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these
were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea
what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!
2006-09-18 02:57:54 · 16 answers · asked by Dawn C 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
have a great day, and keep laughing
2006-09-18 02:58:33 · update #1
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2006-09-18 03:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by lady e 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought this story was going to go another way - I thought she and her husband would live happily ever after on the money she had steadily collected from him.
The ending provided was a bad one - I'm not laughing.
2006-09-18 04:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 02:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing to laugh for. This black humored tale can show us how naive man can be when they think marriage as a matter of love and supporting each other instead of a cold business like the women face it nowadays. No wonder there are so many women alone.
2006-09-18 03:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Greatest 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
sounds like a typical man to me, but it was really funny. I wish I would have thought of doing it.
2006-09-18 03:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by konfusedkathy2006 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really very funny and meaningful too
2006-09-18 03:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by soofi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical....hahahahaha very funny.
2006-09-18 03:03:22 · answer #7 · answered by michelle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shows he should haave kept his mouth shut
2006-09-18 03:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by phil d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-09-18 03:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know how this could be funny.
2006-09-18 03:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by lauren m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋