Yesterday, I got a round of drinks in at the pub and spilled the whole lot over the biggest guy there. Oopsy.
Four pints, two V&T and a Bacardi and coke.
2006-09-18 02:21:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Isaac Asimov is reported to be one of the smartest people in the world. However, he was at a friend's house having dinner and talking about how great his wife is when the doorbell rang. "That'll be her!" he shouted, then jumped out of his chair and ran straight in to a closet, locking himself in.
2006-09-18 03:54:05 · update #1
Went to the beach once with a bunch of friends, and left my keys in my shoes on the floorboard. A friend, we'll call him Dirk, was the last out of the car and locked it, not knowing I had purposely left the keys in there.
Oh, we all gave him hell.....all day.
We got a wrecker to come out and jimmy the car at the beach.....he got our keys, but damaged the driver's side door in the process, so the handle no longer worked.
Segue way to the trip home. We stop at a Wendy's for burgers, and I left my wallet in the car. I go back out to get it, lean across the seat, leaving the keys on the seat....it dawned on me as the door was swinging shut.
I now have to go into the burger joint, and explain to all there that the 90 bucks we spent to get back into the car was for naught.
So Stupid.
Oh, that and my ex-wife. That was pretty dumb.
2006-09-18 06:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just now. I bought a sachet that your vacuum cleaner sucks up and then it spreads a nice smell while vacuuming...This one smells awful! How to get rid of the smell is my next problem.
2006-09-18 09:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once got pissed stole a car and ran it into my house knoking me out when the police came i denied everything saying i found it like this
2006-09-18 09:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 months ago
2006-09-18 11:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno but sense I am a huge klutz I am good for a least on incredibly stupid thing a day:) LOL like yesterday when I walked into the poll in the middle of the mall..........ouch that hurt........... my kids thought it was a hoot.
2006-09-18 09:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
walking to the kitchen at home, turned to talk to my sister when i turned back around i walked straight into the wall.
2006-09-18 09:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this morning .i squeezed my coffee cup too hard i guess and the lid popped of and coffee got all over my desk. oops.
2006-09-18 09:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by lovme4me7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turned my head to stick it out a car window but it was closed,ouch
2006-09-18 09:23:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now answering your question.
2006-09-18 09:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by JayHawk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right now, when I signed in to yahoo answers.
2006-09-18 09:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋