I spoke to my other half about breast a enlargement.
I told him I want bigger breasts. He said 'Wipe them with toilet roll, it worked on your a*se'.
Should I dump him or go and buy some extra rolls?
2006-09-18 00:35:39 · 24 answers · asked by Angel D 4 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
Annie M. Thanks for the advice, I do already have a life and it is filled with laughter on a regular basis. Come back when you find your sense of humour and we can compare notes :-)
2006-09-18 02:11:11 · update #1
That's an old joke but I must admit, it's a very good one and filed in my own repertoire. I'd buy sme more toilet rolls cos at the end of the day the job ain't done until the paperworks been completed.
2006-09-18 00:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Wiping them with toilet paper won't do anything. If you want them bigger, you can try taking birth control, if you don't already. It only works for some people though, as with me it just made them a little more perky.
Try doing various chest exercises, Palm Presses, pull ups, push ups, and add some more calories to your diet, not fat though.
For your signifigant other...sit him down and tell him he was being rude and insensitive and if he pulls something else like that, he's gone.
2006-09-18 09:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by H.L.A. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get him back for that comment by using his credit card to purchase new breasts. Then leave him for personal deformation of character and take another 50% off him.. Find a new man and let him have some fun with them
2006-09-18 07:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by alismudge 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would laugh as he obviously has a sense of humour... then tell him to wipe his c**k with toilet roll too!
2006-09-18 07:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by claire 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he is an insensitive pillock and then dump him. If he can't take you seriously and ask why you feel the need to have major invasive surgery to improve yourself like this he obviously isn't that interested. Have your op and then find yourself a man who doesn't think with his penis, and when you find one let us know so that we know that one exists!
2006-09-18 08:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ria K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depends how he said it! If it was said in a funny jest and you laughed as well, then you can keep him. If he came across like a nasty man, dump him! I would say get some padded bras and go on a massive holiday with the money instead! It is not worth the pain and scars!
2006-09-18 07:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by fairylightfantastic 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Breast implants are not all they're cracked up to be. And neither are plastic surgeons. Work on self-acceptance, honey. You don't want to spend boocoos of money and go under the knife just to find out you don't like it, have horrible scarring, or die! A very rich African diplomat's wife died in one of the most exclusive plastic surgery clinics in Europe just the other day. Learn to love yourself first.
2006-09-18 07:49:18 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Keep him, he sounds cool. As for bigger breasts are you really prepared to pay just to conform to what you think men want? Some people like small breasts too, granted most are lesbians but hey.
2006-09-18 07:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I read somewhere that they get bigger the more you play with them.
Perhaps you should suggest the toilet roll method for his little manhood.
2006-09-18 07:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by tony_copeland 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He seems a bit cold but may be he said that because he likes you just the way you are. However, if you are not happy dump him.
2006-09-18 08:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋