Can you tell me something interesting or funny?

Answer 1

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many
blackbirds are left?"

The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"

The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question.

There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"

The teacher ponders the question ncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."

To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"

Answer 2

I can tell you something really funny that happened to me today. At about 3 PM, and whilst I was at work, i decided to go outside for a short break as I had to exude wind that had built up in my stomach. I took the lift down to the the ground floor and walked outside to a spot in which I thought was secluded. I looked around to see if anybody was in my general area, but saw not a sole. So I thought, well this is a good time to get rid of my wind! What a relief when I finally let it out - but to my disappointment and embarrassment, I'd discovered that a gardener had his head down low as he was weeding. He looked up at me in surprise and almost disgust when he had heard the noise in which I'd made. It echoed across the quiet street and I didn't know what to do. So I walked away very quickly, and with a face as red as the sun!

Answer 3

funny jokes:

Teacher to a student---What comes before 8?
Student replies-- My school bus.

titanic is sinking
guy 1- why are all crying?
guy 2- because we gona die.
guy 1 - ok i understand that. i am a great swimmer, so tell me how far is land?
guy 2- 2 miles.
guy 1- only 2 miles
guy 2- yes
guy 1- i'l survive for sure,

guy 1 jumps in to the water

guy 1- im sorry but u forgot to tell me the direction of land.

guy 2 - only 2 miles downwards.


cowboy goes 2 buy his first TV

cowboy- do u hav colour tvs?
shopkeeper - yes sir
cowboy- ok giv me red 1.

Answer 4

Man sets sights on eye-popping record
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Claudio Paulo Pinto is looking to break an eye-popping record. Literally. Pinto can pop his eyeballs out of their sockets at least 7 millimeters (0.3 inches), a national record for eye-popping according to RankBrasil, an organization modeled after the Guinness Book of World Records that lists Brazilian records.

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Answer 5

I once had a large cup of soda fall off the dashboard and wedge itself between the door and the seat of my car. When I went to clean it up, the floor was dry. I had already taken a drink and there wasn't even any ice. To this day I cannot think of any possible scenarios that could make sense of what happened.

Answer 6

Do you know Nikita Krustchev? He was the Soviet Premier during the Cuban Missile Crisis. He became famous for smacking his shoe on the table at a meeting of the UN.The President in front of him was from Norway and noticed that he was in fact wearing both of his shoes,whilst smacking a third one on the table! What sane man carries a shoe in his pocket? And this guy was in control of a huge nuclear arsenal!.

Answer 7

A cockroach can stay for 2 days with its head decrease off. Sorry if it fairly is tense. it really is exciting to me regardless of the reality that. An ostrich's eye is as vast as its mind. Peanuts are between the substances utilized in dynamite. No word rhymes with month, orange, red, or silver.

Answer 8

In 1957 Ford unvieled a concept car that had no vapor emitions and got better fual economy than any other car...it was going to be nuclear powered!!!

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Answer 9

The numerical value of love is l+o+v+e=50. The numerical value of friendship is 100.Hence love+love=friendship i.e.,50+50=100.
That's the value of friendship.
In the terms of mathematics, life is sin90=1; love is cos90=0; but friendship is tan90=infinity.There is no exact value of friendship.So, it is the ultimate.
Is it interesting?Then read about something funny:
Three monkeys escaped from a zoo. one is drinking coke, second is playing cricket and last is reading this message.

Answer 10

Why do we use the expression "making the bed" in basically every language in the world?

Because we used to "make" our beds each night. We put together a nice pile of soft grass to lay on and that was it. This behavior is still seen on primates.