i **** to use them to pass messages to my christian friends
2006-09-17 23:26:11 · 12 answers · asked by kelly 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
Try here - http://www.praize.com/jokes/
2006-09-17 23:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive never been able to get christian jokes.....I think its the way they tell them!
Ha Ha
A big name in advertising said to the archbishop, I will give you £5m if you can include the word McDonald's in the lords prayer.
The archbishop thought for a while and said OK, but it will mean losing the contract with Wonder loaf.
indiandy
2006-09-18 11:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and the boys are out on a Luke's stag night in Bethlehem and on arrival at their sixth tavern he trips up and cries out in a loud voice -- Watch me -I'll turn this water into wine.
...abit of muttering at the bar amongst the boys and Judas replies "here pal u stick your fuckin fiver in like the rest of us" !!!!!
2006-09-18 00:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What happened when Jesus got to mount Olive?
A. Popeye punched his head in.
2006-09-17 23:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you looked in the Bible under, i want to tell you a story
2006-09-17 23:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "Hail Mary full of grease, the lard is with thee"
2006-09-17 23:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ladyfromdrum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell any jokes and just instead of stupid or any funny characters in your jok use to say a christian..
2006-09-17 23:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by Max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try this
http://www.geocities.com/inquisitive79/humor.html
and crank the volume up - the background song is quite good!
2006-09-17 23:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just walk away.
2006-09-18 04:03:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get it from google .com
2006-09-18 00:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by barbs 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋