A man went into a bar and said to the barman
"Pint of best please",
The barman said "That'll be 5 pence please"
The man was amazed at the cheapness and asked for the menu. He selected T-bone steak and chips,
The bar man said "That'll be 25 pence"
"Thats fantastic!" said the man, "Can I speak to the owner, I'd like to congratulate him on his prices!"
"No", the barman replied, "He's upstairs with my wife"
"Whats he doing with your wife?" asked the man.
The barman replied "The same as I am doing with his business down here!"
2006-09-17 22:50:30 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Thanks for the laugh this morning PJ. I know i can count on you for some good jokes in the morning keep them coming.
2006-09-17 23:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, i'm frequently continuously hungover on Saturday mornings yet Sunday mornings are super after a reliable nights sleep. BQ. Went to mattress @ 3 and have been given up @ 9 so yeah it wasn't that reliable lol BQ2. Bit boring tbh, merely downloading some music and observing television. BQ3. little doubt - Get on the Ball BQ4. little doubt self titled it rather is 6pm right here now
2016-12-12 10:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a great way to start the week. Thank you and I hope you have a lovely day as well :)
2006-09-17 22:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by Eden* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny but that guys not having a happy day
2006-09-17 22:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by mcr_fan_4evr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good day
Ha ha ha, thanks for the laugh & thanks I'll have a day.
You are so sweet, I wasn't having a very good one but I think I will have a good day!
2006-09-17 22:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..thanks for the laugh..n the two points:)
2006-09-17 22:52:17 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a good day also
2006-09-17 22:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by sleepwalker69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..God bless u
2006-09-17 22:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-09-17 22:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by Ycul72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL ,Thanks I need that!!!!! You started my afternoon off with a smile.
2006-09-17 22:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by eva b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋