Gentlemen will you please join me in a silent prayer for the poor chap in china who had a penis transplant. His body has rejected the new penis, if your having a bad day spare a thought for the poor guy
2006-09-17 21:49:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
oops it now appears HE has rejected the transplant apparently it wasn't big enough only four inch's sod him spare your prayers
2006-09-17 22:15:39 · update #1
No! He went back to the doctor had had it removed. I just read that, unfortunately I don't remember where (I think it was BBC.)
He and his wife had "psychological" problems with it. I can only imagine what that means...
If I got a transplant, there would be NO way I'd voluntarily get it cut off, no matter how disturbed by it I am.
2006-09-17 22:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by amg503 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooh!
Joke:
Our man Bob, has worked at the ballbearing factory in his home town, for the past fourty years without an accident. Suddenly one day everything went wrong, there was a huge explosion and the bulk of the factory is blown to bits.
The next day Bob finds himself in the hospital, wrapped in bandages and surrounded by loved ones. Just then the doctor walks in and tells Bob the bad news. "Well," says the sawbones, "I guess threre's no easy way to tell you this son, but you've lost your penis. We did everything we could to save it but it was just too damaged."
Well, Bob lay silent for a few moments, and then asked: "What the hell am I going to do now?"
"Not to worry," replied the doc," I've got a drawer full of replacements, I'll simply graft one on after you've had a few weeks of rest."
So, a few weeks go by and Bob ends up at the doctors office. After a bit of small talk they get down to business.
"Now Bob," says the doc, "I've got quite a few different penises here for you to look at, and each has a different price tag."
So the doctor opens the drawer in his file cabinet and there are some smallish penises in it.
"They're pretty small," says Bob, "if I have to pay for this I want the biggest and best you've got."
So the doc opens the second drawer of the cabinet and there are some penises that are a bit bigger than the first. "How much for one of them," askes Bob.
"These are the eight inchers, and they go for about eight hundred," says the doc.
"I said, I want the biggest and best you've got." replies Bob.
The doc then jumps to the next drawer. "These are the ten inchers, and they go for about one thousand dollars," he says.
Bob takes a good long look, then takes another look, and finally says, "These are just about perfect, do have any in white?"
2006-09-18 04:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by monkeyboy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did he have a transplant in the first place? That would be a bummer if you had a smaller one transplanted in place of your old one!!! I might pray that at least now he's learnt his lesson!
By the way, the clue is in my question, just look at my answers - I have resolved to ignore the whole sorry affair and hopefully that will annoy the hell out of her!!
Have a good day xx
2006-09-18 07:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by J C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he's having a bad day. Look on the bright side though - he could start a new career in rowing. Coxless 4 or 8 for Beijing 2008.....!
2006-09-18 04:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ian W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as a sheila all i can say is at least hes alive.
What size did he have to start with? no offence to chinese men but u know what they say?
When u sleep with a black man u get a big one, when u sleep with a chinese guy u get a small one, when u sleep with a white guy u get a SUPRISE EVERY TIME
spare a thought for all those poor women years ago who were given horiffic scarring masectomys (boob removal) before they decided to make it less scaring and do it a bit nicer for them.
No they didnt lose the ability to have sex physically, but most did mentally.
2006-09-18 06:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by livachic2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's natural that the body has rejected the new one. How come he thought of using another guys THING when he has already lost one.
By the way how did he lost the first one?
2006-09-18 04:56:51 · answer #6 · answered by Quizzing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever goes wrong is deserved after trying to change body parts which are not to ones liking. Stupid idiot should try using his brain for useful effects
2006-09-18 05:35:58 · answer #7 · answered by steve eye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too early in the morning for cringing
2006-09-18 04:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the donor? Now that's a bad day.
2006-09-18 04:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Love is the principle thing 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
poor guy
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1874818,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=1
its says it wasn't rejection the guy decided he didn't want it ,i suppose was weird using someone elses penis.
2006-09-18 04:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by andygunit36 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋