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No joke! Do you realize there is a top secret US agency communicating with aliens living with us on Earth right now? You are talking to one REAL ALIEN! Guess what?? If you don't believe me the joke is on you! Ha ha ha! Aliens want to help people. They are perfect in every way. They are made up of pure light. They want us to succeed. They think we are building our own tomb in the middle of space. They have no need to compete with us. They are superior in every way. There is only pure love. They know all.

2006-09-17 20:10:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

I talk to Air Force One directly. Don't dismiss me as some quack.

2006-09-17 20:21:45 · update #1

11 answers

If superior beings existed...given the sheer cruelty that is the essence of Nature...these beings ultimate intent would be to do what they will to us irrespective of whether we like it or not. Of course, this might change after said aliens sign a treaty with Jesus, Santa Claus, Tinkerbell, and all the other mythic beings we claim are helping us right now.

2006-09-18 04:52:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pure light, sence of humor, wants to help us and doesn't want to compete with us.
That sounds like Evil. Maybe you should tell that alien in your head to get a better nickname.

2006-09-17 22:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by scoop405106 1 · 0 0

to date as your in contact, i've got self belief you. it is particularly available for issues to have entered your techniques by using some form of operation. useful, i could have self belief in the government doing secret creepy issues. yet they have a useful-hearth way of no longer getting caught; regardless of it replaced into they did to you made you think some thing else that could have all of us thinking you're loopy. There are not any extraterrestrial beings on your head. arise with your self guy!

2016-12-12 10:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

If your from the USA then every body's been abducted by aliens so i think you have a hole in your head.

2006-09-17 21:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by paul r 1 · 0 0

aliens

are the fallen angels of satan, lier nasty beeings


wak up dude

u still belive in fairy tails?

ur like 3rd grade or some?

gessh

2006-09-17 20:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I believe that there are aliens, but I don't believe that you are one. Ahahahaha.

2006-09-17 20:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by space 3 · 0 0

You're welcome to do my laundry. I don't care if you got spaceship that can fly light years. If you want to help me that's cool.

2006-09-17 21:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude!!!

2006-09-17 20:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by Ah Boi 3 · 0 0

Sorry, didn't catch that. What is your question?

2006-09-17 20:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by astrokid 4 · 0 1

also, what was the question?

2006-09-17 20:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by Eddy G 2 · 0 0

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