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A man is addicted to pot, his wife left him,he has no other family, his friend can't help him because he has problems of his own. His car and wallet were recently stolen while he was stoned. He has no money, no car, no home and no family and friends....What does he do???
Most creative wins best answer.

Answer 1

He goes to his dealer, gets some pot on tick, he then goes to share it with his mate who has just bought a Euromillions lottery ticket and offers to share the winnings with him because he was generous with his pot. His mate wins and they take their millions off to Amsterdam to smoke some fine weed and make love to supermodels for the rest of their lives.

Answer 2

He realizes he hasn't been smoking pot, since to get so high he lost everything is way too hyperbolic. Rather, he realizes he was smoking coco puffs -- pot laced with coke. That still wasn't enough, so he figured out that one day, while he was being hypnotized, his therapist was smoking cocopuffs and a horrible miscommunication that day led him to switch over to another personality named Frank the crazy mo'fo.

Since he started smoking cocopuffs so much, he was almost always in and out of Frank the crazy mo'fo mode. At one point, his brain couldn't take it anymore and he passed out cold, and stayed in a coma for a month. During this time, his wallet and car were stolen by a corrupt male nurse named Johnny Pocketpicker. As you might have already surmised, Johnny really had no choice in the matter, having been labelled from birth.

So anyway, the cocopuffhead formally known as Frank the crazy mo'fo snaps out of the coma and finds that he has amnesia. His mind has been reformatted and, as a result, he's no longer addicted to cocopuffs and also, more importantly, he no longer is programmed to become Frank.

Not remembering anything, the man sets up a new life for himself and makes his money performing on the streets of Florence, Italy. When he's not doing that, he visits playhouses, where he volunteers so he can get his girl, Linda, into fancy plays for free. Plus he's worked a deal so he can sleep in a spare storage room in the attic. Life is good.

Answer 3

Sorry, but pot is not addicting. There are certainly people who make a habit of it, but there is no addiction the way there is to tobacco, because of the nicotine. There's no chemical addiction.

So your character is a weak-willed thing who would rather get stoned than take responsibility for himself and his relationships. What does he do? Hopefully, run out of grass and learn what it's like to spend a few days without it. That's all he really needs to discover that it is not an addiction, it is merely a habit, and he can live quite well without it. Or perhaps he can't: perhaps he realizes he has no substance, and gives up in despair.

Not creative, perhaps, but honest.

Answer 4

he mopes around homeless for a while and meets the local bums. he get beat up and mauled and learns the ways of the streets. but he's not happy, he wants a way out, he wants to break into the home-having world again. so he gathers up some hobos and crazies and they go scrounging. they find all sorts of good things, like books and pieces of cars and broken lamps. so they start building their own city out of the things that the rich people just waste. they build it on a forgotten landfill, and use the stuff in the landfill for decoration. they start their own little city out of the landfills, living off of the things that other people throw away. they make art out of the warped metal and rusted steel, and weld things together with all the leftover things that are still usable. they call themselves the recyclers.

Answer 5

he goes to the cops to report the theft of his car and wallet.
The police will go find the thiefs in a real hollywoodstyle and come to the conclusion the wife just drove off with the car to go to the grocery store, while the wallet was still in it...
So the man is really embarrassed, so embarrassed he wets himself in the police station. Everybody starts laughing, suddenly he looks down and sees he's completely naked and that he's wearing a diper. He looks up again and sees his mother when she was younger. She picks him up and puts him in bed. She sings him a lullaby and he finally falls asleep...

When he wakes up, and his wife MARIE kisses him (JUAN)goodmorning, he realizes he just had a really strange dream...

MARIE, JUAN And their kid get up and go on with their lives..... just like any ordinary Mondaymorning...

Answer 6

Jerome looked at his hands. The nails were ragged and dirty. It had been years since they looked this bad. The graffitti scratched into the mirror showed a face that belonged to a street person. Not him. His buzz was wearing off. Maybe it was him. He went back into the fast food joint. Maggie was there. She sighed. "Jerome, it is frikken awful that your pusher has to tell you this. You are done. You got no credit with me. You 'F'd up. She shoved her cold onion rings over." Jerome caught three with his finger, and studied them. "What now?" Maggie eye'd him. "D'ya know anything about hydroponics? Got a green thumb?" 5 years later, "Jay-z" was looking at a worn out, toasted accountant, who had just smoked his life away. He slid over what was left of his onion rings. They were cold anyway.

Answer 7

TELL ME HOW DID U GET THE AVTAAR.???(its UGLY)

good way to win the best prize for writing poetry-----although i can i WONT
and yes ....one suggestion--- he commits suicide or vows to change and gets very rich and handsome in a far land(after he joined a bad lot) and then returns with a new identity ,respectable and charming...so there goes
(then he meets a bad end
and the moral could be---
evil unto evil

Answer 8

he goes to teh beach to drown himself, he walkls into the water and see the sun rise and sees the world isnt such a bad place becuse there is always another day

Answer 9

well he looses his house and job if he had them because of his drug habbits and he ends up roaming around the streets begging for money and spending it on beer and pot and well, i dont know what else is next cuz i dont know what happens to homeless pple, i would hope that they better themselves but who knows.

Answer 10

he gives up on him self and when he is going to take his life he gets in lightened and the meaning of life is living