I'm going to live in Arkansas and I fear that I may be a tad too intelligent to fit in.
2006-09-17 19:25:18 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I thought you would be someone better than that. Please don't look down your nose at anyone. Even if it is a clown nose
2006-09-17 20:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Go! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well...you can start off by calling it Are Kansas. Buy a bunch of tube tops. Don't get any that fit, buy them a size too small so that it shows your gut. If you don't have a gut (good for you!) you'll need to start workin' on one. Never go to a dentist again. Quit brushing your teeth and let the beer you're using to get the
gut just do it's work on your teeth too.
Next. Make-up? Throw it out!
If you own a home, sell it and move to a trailor park. I'm not talking Airstream or anything good, go for a mid 70's Holly Park with lots of dark panelling. There are still some great 10' wides around if you look hard enough.
To wear with those tube tops? Get out all the shorts you've got and take a wire brush to the hems around the thighs. They like that casual fringed look.
Best idea yet? Send $19.95 right now and I'll send you my hot off the press book titled, "I Wanna Be Po' Folks". Yes, for only $19.95 you too, can fit in right swell in any county of the state. Act now and I'll also include my best seller, "Carp Cuisine". You'll make those fresh water bottom suckers taste like Manhattan Seafood.
What more couldja want? Don't go to Are Kansas empty handed. Buy these books today. Them folks'll think you a pure born Arky!
2006-09-17 20:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Than play catch up by falling off an ATC for a change of life or just hang out here for a while more until you get old and start to for get stuff then you might just fit in fine and dandy
2006-09-17 19:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to. Just look up Bill Clinton. Afterall, they say he's a very intelligent man.
2006-09-17 19:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teehee...spend lots of time with some of the brainless teenage girl types. Not saying that all of them are brainless, just some.
2006-09-17 19:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well just add a ER to the to a word that end with the " O " sound. and reduce triple syllable words that end with the " O " sound down to 2 syllables
like :
feller ( fellow )
yeller ( yellow )
mater ( tomato )
tater ( potato )
2006-09-17 19:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Live in a Walmart for a week.
2006-09-17 23:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
drink your own homemade rum out of a jar marked with xxxxs.
2006-09-17 19:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. All your intelligence will evaporate once you move there.
2006-09-17 19:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by worldneverchanges 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just did.
2006-09-17 19:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Smoky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋