being in high school wearing white pants and starting a surprise very very heavy period..
everyone has forgotton except me..
enough said
2006-09-17 17:38:15
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answer #1
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answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7
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I have many, many embarrassing moments some of them too painful to repeat. This one was when I was 18 (I'm 22 now) so the shame has started to fade a little.
I had recently started dating someone and I thought he was amazing, really good looking, etc. We'd been on a few dates and things were going well. I was out with my friends one evening getting quite drunk and he offered to pick me up at the end of the night. So he turned up and I was more than a little worse for wear. In fact, I staggered onto his car which wasn't a good look. Anyway, in the car on the way home I tried to regain my composure and laugh about how drunk I was and (obviously feeling a bit slutty in my drunkeness - so embarrassing looking back) I suggested that I "better come round to yours for a quick glass of water" because I was far too drunk to go home to my parents. So we went back to his house. He lived with his mum who was quite strict so he told me to be very quiet. Anyway after a couple of minutes I became desperate for the toilet so he directed me upstairs to the loo. I staggered around for a minute or two but couldn't find the light switch anywhere and it was pitch black even though I'd left the door open slightly because I didn't want to wake his mum by closing the door. So I lifted up my skirt and sat down where I thought the toilet was. Unfortunatley I got the bathroom lay out wrong and fell backwards knocking myself unconcious on the bathroom sink. I awoke, lying with my skirt round my waste to find his mum staring over me. The relationship didn't last much longer. I don't think I've ever lived it down and even now I'm afraid of seeing him or seeing his friends becasue of what they might say.
2006-09-18 11:34:28
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answered by ? 6
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Probably when I came home drunk and needed a pee so badly that I peed all over the bathroom floor and wall before I could aim it at the toilet - my parents weren't too happy.
My friend told me about the time he was masterbating & his mum walked into the room while he had his legs spread wide and his hand working methodically... He found that a little embarassing! We all found it funny - it's a guy thing to tell your mates these sort of stories!!
Having my dad trying to give me sex aducation at age 14!!! I just said "Dad - they already taught me at school". That was a bit embarassing.
The thing is with embarrasing stories is that they are always so funny about one year later!!
I'm English, and the English thing to do when something like the above happens is just for everyone to pretend it never happened and never mention it. Like my friend who's mum caught him out - she just walked right back out of the room and they never spoke about it to each other - not once. He just went down for dinner as usual and everyone carried on like that event had never happened - Classic!
2006-09-18 18:41:16
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answered by Young Man 3
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i don't get embarrased... let me think... nope can't come up with anything. sorry. wait... i think the closest feeling i have had to being embarresed would be walking into the hospital carrying my buddy who got stabbed after getting jumped from behind and having the shiz kicked out of us... wasn't so much embarresed as mad as hell. The only thing that was slightly embarrising is that my girlfriend at the time was working in the emergency room and i had to try to explain the whole deal to her and sound like i wasn't at fault as all of her co workers stood there giving me 'the look'.
2006-09-18 00:47:13
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answered by martiniac 3
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I'm 36, I have 2 cousins in their late 40's.
At the 21st party of one cousins daughter I got a little tipsy and said, loudly because of the music, how fit I thought my other cousins daughters were (15 &16yoa) JUST as the music died.
No need to say who everyone turned to look at.
My wife rolled-up at my faux pas, but we got very few cards last christmas.
Fcuk em, his kids ARE fine girls.
And good luck to them
Whoops!
2006-09-18 01:12:10
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answered by Anonymous
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I think it was when I was 8 and half months pregnant with my son - my husband and I were being, ahem, 'physical' with one another, and decided to 'head south'. Basically my waters broke at the crucial moment, we rushed into hospital, and had to wait for ages until one of the midwives could keep a straight long enough to ask wherabouts on my husband's face the fluids hit. Mortifying isn't the word.........lol
2006-09-18 12:07:50
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answered by valiumgodmother 2
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I had not seen this girl since high school. I moved away came home for a visit, was in a shoe store and she walked in. I looked at her then I said, " didn't we go to the same high school?" She replied, " yes". Without thinking I asked her when her baby was due? She replied, "I am not pregnant.". I felt my face flush, to this day I cannot remember if I said anything after that. She didn't look too happy after that comment though.
2006-09-18 00:46:30
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answered by Lore 6
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Was walking along the high street and i was eyeing up a couple of girls then wham head first into a lamp post,as you can guess i never saw them girls again as i speed away as fast as my embarrassing legs could take me.
2006-09-18 00:56:16
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answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7
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The first time I got a real kiss I was so nervous when he started kissing me that i turned my head and he licked my entire face.
since that was fifteen years ago, here's another. I was in sales and this guy kept shaking his head at me when i was pitching the sale to him. I said, clearly your not interested, thank you for your time. He said no, he was interested, he had Parkinson's disease. Foot in mouth moment....
2006-09-18 02:11:08
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answered by crowscraver 2
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When I was shopping at a department store on Sunday morning. The lady said hi and I said hi back to her. The true was she didn't say hi to me but she said it to the girl behind me.
2006-09-18 00:43:44
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answered by cac l 1
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when i was six years old and had to stand out in the corridor at school, while the rest of the dinner queue walked past me and stared at me and the other miscreants.
my crime? the teacher had told us to shut our mouths, ie, be quiet. i didnt really hear her and was chomping my jaws up and down in anticipation of eating whilst absent mindedly looking to see how far up the queue i was at that point.
oh, the shame and the embarrassment.
my mam died in the following summer and that teacher apologised to me for making an example of me, over something so stupid and inconsequential as chomping my jaws, because she felt sorry for me, and ashamed of herself for being so pedantic.
2006-09-18 00:50:18
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answered by swot 5
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