Once upon a time, In a far away magical land or one dark and stormy night.
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2006-09-17 15:40:52 · 17 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A white man came in spank my black behind! lol
How was that?
2006-09-17 15:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by soundlady 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time... there was this sperm named Freddie. He was a lonely sperm. All day long he swam and swam and swam... and although he had millions of friends, he was still a lonely sperm. Freddie always felt as if he were missing his "Other Half".
One day, Freddie was just hanging out with "the boys" when all of a sudden he got swept away in a flood. Many of his friends were swept away in this flood too... Freddie was a very scared sperm.
Well, about 4 minutes later, he bumped into this rather plump looking Egg named "Jennifer". It was love at first sight... Freddie knew at that point there was no turning back. Freddie knew that he and Jennifer were going to be together, forever.
As the minutes went by, all his friend suddenly died. The only ones left over were Freddie and Jennifer.
And they lived happily, forever.
2006-09-17 22:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, in a Southern town, very early one Sunday morning a chubby baby girl was born with curly hair and bright blue eyes. Mother wasn't supposed to be able to get pregnant again, and Dad was in shock.
2006-09-17 22:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a long , long, very long time ago, in a far away dark land,
it was a stormy night I was.........
I must be getting old, don't remember, it was so long, long ago.
What was your question? Sorry, can't hear you.
Well, was nice talking to you!
2006-09-17 22:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time in the state of Kentucky-
2006-09-17 23:33:17 · answer #5 · answered by *Sara* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, one dark and stormy afternoon. My mom told me once that the day I was born it was raining and she was in her hospital bed and her feet were by the window and it was raining in and her feet were getting wet and it felt good so she didn't say anything to anyone.
2006-09-17 22:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was supposed to be a twin, but something prevented her twin from developing apart from her. She carried her "other half" inside her body- all the while knowing that something was missing from her life- until she was 16 when her doctor told she was pregnant. He soon learned the truth- a football sized "tumor" of hair, teeth and skin- was growing within her.
2006-09-17 22:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jazmanana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The story of my life begins off as my dad being a jockey and he and my mom out horseback riding and my mom falls off the horse. Three hours later I was born.
2006-09-17 22:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was born into a family of violin playing albino aardvarks in the bulgarian mountains. i was born in 1756 and again in 1833. my family moved to america when i was a youngster, settling in the quaint town of havana.
2006-09-17 22:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too hard to follow and you'd never understand. It involves aliens, beer, credit cards and Chuck Norris.
2006-09-17 22:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by don patch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One cold day in Communist Russia, a star was born.
2006-09-17 22:50:15 · answer #11 · answered by caffeinated052 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋