can you make me....?

Question

LAUGH?? If so ,you will get 10 points!!!


I'm tired of answering LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG questions, long questions sometimes requires LOOOOOOOOng answers. UGH... lets change it up

Answer 1

Come over to my house and i'll tickle your soles.

Answer 2

Okay do you like blonde jokes. I'm a blonde and I love blonde jokes. Okay here goes. Did you hear about the blonde that who got fired from the M&M company? Yeah she got fired because she kept throwing out all the W's. What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes? An interrupter. How can you tell a blonde has been at the computer screen? By the whiteout on the screen. I hope those cheered you up so.

Answer 3

I get tired of answering stupid questions 2...I can't wait for the next one

Answer 4

<>Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
<>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
<>Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
<>Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
<>Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
<>When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
<>Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
<>Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Santa Clause in the face, just so he could ruin Christmas for kids, shortly thereafter, he punched a Christmas light through the Grinch's head for stealing his idea.
<>Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
<>Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
<>To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
<>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
<>The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Deceptions and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
<>A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
<>Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
<>The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
<>Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
<>If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
<>Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
<>After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
<>When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
<>Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
<>Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.
<>Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.


if these didn't make you laugh you are CRAZY.