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I have suffered and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex.
If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding or other crystals which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong enough to make a watch stop this would be great.
Please do not reply if your an evil alien

2006-09-17 14:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by Alex 3 in Science & Mathematics Physics

7 answers

ttyour energy drew me to this site- please do not let this information get into the hands of the evil aliens. the 1st answer you must travel to roswell.n.m. taking a lime green lycra cat suit ( to be used later as your polarized protection shield)their is a tribe of Aztec Indians, who have the secrets to obtaining the blue moon crystals to get to them,after entering the welcome sign go to the 8th cow pasture on the right. to enter- you must disrobe.their will be cow patties, which you must search until you find the mushrooms.this has to be at midnight ,when you consume the mushrooms- you will then be deported to the Indian tribe- there you will have to prove yourself worthy of the glowing blue moon rocks.you will partake of secret tribal ionization ceremony.you have to give up your testicles in the last stages, then-only then ,will they give you the coveted moon rocks.

2006-09-17 14:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

According to Einstein's theories, the only way to time travel is to accelerate yourself to near the speed of light. Time slows down for you but not for others, mimicking traveling into the future. Traveling backward is not possible.

2006-09-17 14:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by Agaricales 2 · 0 0

Your problem is obvious... you forgot to build the flux capacitor... That's what makes time travel possible... didn't you watch back to the future? Blasted amateur time travelers

2006-09-17 14:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Grimm 2 · 0 0

I think whatever kind of crystals your using now is enough of a trip for you.

2006-09-17 14:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Iknowthisone 7 · 0 0

Cool! Can I come too? Love to travel!

2006-09-17 14:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by gtkaren 6 · 0 0

Do me a favor if they make one for you ask them to make one for me also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

2006-09-17 14:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by mysticideas 6 · 0 0

wut is this?? seriously?

2006-09-17 14:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by lrslapshot96 2 · 0 0

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