talks about a man marrying a beautiful woman, then she takes out her glass eye, false teeth, and her wig. then is relizes the woman
he married was ugly
2006-09-17 14:05:38 · 10 answers · asked by mickie w 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Hmm, doubt this one is it, but maybe?
Artist: Jimmy Soul Lyrics
Song: If You Wanna Be Happy Lyrics
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
2006-09-17 14:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have found out about her glass eye, false teeth, and wig loooong before it ever got to the marriage stage.
Obviously, this guy was getting laid, and that's all he cared about.
2006-09-17 14:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's a country song, you could name it, "Thought I bought a Chevy but it was an import."
If it's a rap song, you could name it, "My ho's an ugly bro."
If it's a teenie bopper song, you could name it, "I loved her, but then I realized I couldn't because she's ugly."
If it's a serious song that you've put your heart and soul into, how about, "Naked Soul" or "The Illusion Inside."
OK, by the way you worded your question, I thought you wanted us to name a song you wrote. Turns out your looking for a song. 1. I don't know the name of the song. 2. Take a class in grammar.
2006-09-17 14:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by TrainerMan 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You mean it's only a song and not an urban legend come true made into a episode for the night stalker?
2006-09-17 14:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know the name of that song but thats a very weird message.
2006-09-17 14:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a novelty tune. Those are a bit harder to track down
2006-09-17 14:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that song before!!! But I can't remember it either... He falls in love with her because of her voice. (and cause she's pretty obviously)
2006-09-17 14:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be a country tune...Harry balls and the heart string pluckers
2006-09-17 14:16:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ken and Wendy M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was it like a romantic song?
2006-09-17 14:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't even know your name" by Alan Jackson maybe?
2006-09-17 14:07:33 · answer #10 · answered by First Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋