2006-09-17 12:08:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Put your forehead next to a light bulb for a few minutes till it gets really warm, then tell your mom that you have a fever. When she feels your forehead she'll say "Oh my goodness!" and let you stay home.
2006-09-17 12:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are basically rejecting education. Do you realize that there are millions of kids out there that are willing to do anything to go to school, even for one day. Some work during all the day and do night school. Others are forbidden even that. You, who has the luck of an education, isn't taking advantage of it. Truly, I feel bad when I walk through school and I hear kids saying "I hate school". They really don't know what luck they have to live in the USA and go to school...especcially the girls. In other countries they could have been married and with children by now (I'm 15). Please, don't cut school...it's like wasting food, only a lot worse.
2006-09-17 19:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Zαrα Mikαzuki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub the tip of the thermometer when she takes your temperature. Also, a little vaseline in the eyes and around the nostrils.
IF that doesn't work, a little toothpaste foam around your lips should tip things in your direction.
:)
2006-09-17 21:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by patweb01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go to school, but then go to the nurse, say you're sort of sick, and she'll probably let you lie down on a cot. Then, you can sleep if you want to.
2006-09-17 19:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELCOME to the sunday night blues. Nobody wants to face Monday school, monday work, monday you name it. I always found that when you go back on tuesday everybody else is in the swing of things but you have a monday on tuesday. Tell your mom you need the rest.
2006-09-17 19:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by stick man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some Syrup of Ipecac at your local pharmacy. it's for people who acidentally ingested poison. It will make you throw up and you can fake food poisoning. Works everytime :)
2006-09-17 19:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no offence but where are u supposed to get that stuff, hes on about? its best to pretned u have diaorhea, and keep getting up during the night and early morning and make sure ur parents hear u!!!!!!!!
2006-09-17 19:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell your mom you have the squirts!
100% Proven
:)
2006-09-17 19:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont you want to get your education??? That's bad. Nobody wants to go to school, but we do it anyways to ensure that we have a better and brighter future!
2006-09-17 19:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sexiiness 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say its that time of the month and say you have bad cramps. Works for me.
2006-09-17 19:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by mays_raider10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋