I slammed my leg in the fridge... for fun.
I stuffed 50 hot dogs in my fridge...
I saw a ghost walk through my fridge...
Osama is hiding in my fridge, with a nuclear weapon. I want to call the police, but he threatened to press the button.
George Bush is looking for my fridge, but it's in the White House now. He hasn't been in that fridge for a while, so he doesn't know Osama is right under his nose. He may keep us safe, but he's still a doofus...
R Kelly pissed on my fridge...
2006-09-17 10:47:05
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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OK here goes, true story:
The freezer (not fridge) that's older than I am died after one too many power failures was too great a shock for its system. Then we all, once we had grudgingly transfered all the food at 2 o'clock in the morning to another freezer, forgot to wipe out the melted ice in the stupid thing. Someone opens the freezer this morning several weeks later in preparation for turning it on again in the faint hope it will work and finds it covered in and stinking of mould. It got wiped down and is currently sitting with its doors opened airing as we're going to try and get it repaired. That is the story up until now ... watch this space for the continuing saga of my nightmare freezer and I add once again its all horribly true!
2006-09-17 18:11:41
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answer #2
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answered by mel_b 4
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I used to live with a group of boys. One boy Scott would do crazy sh!t to me because I was the only girl in the house. I used to work for a fitness club and as the manager I had to get up at 4.30 am and be at work by 5.45am to open up at 6am. It was bloody cold in Jan and I had to take the night bus into work. This freezing morning I could not find my shoes, I searched everywhere for them and was going to miss my bus if I didn't leave soon, I went to the fridge freezer to get that days microwave lunch out when I found my shoes frozen on the shelf!!!
2006-09-17 17:59:55
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answer #3
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answered by LondonLou 3
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I noticed you had a science experiment going on in yours. It really is interesting. Hey...I think it just moved. Wow! Look at it eat your ham and eggs, cool. I guess you didn't want your beer either. It drank it down in one gulp. Whoa, it still looks really hungry. Wait, no stay back! Back I say, back, back. Hey, need some help here. Help me, anyone? Run for your life!
2006-09-17 17:50:14
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answer #4
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answered by kepjr100 7
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a leprechaun told me it's best to store a fairy in a fridge because it's to cold for them to fly away.
2006-09-17 18:13:53
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answer #5
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answered by halfpint 3
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my fridge keeps leaking water i don't know whats wrong with it i want a new one
2006-09-17 17:45:38
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answer #6
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answered by leah 3
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Cold beer
2006-09-17 17:51:59
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answer #7
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answered by Judas Rabbi 7
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Mines empty, will you come over and put some food in it?
2006-09-17 17:44:03
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answer #8
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answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6
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Pie! want some
2006-09-17 17:47:03
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answer #9
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answered by Apollo 7
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Woooh, Ok!
2006-09-17 18:16:36
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answer #10
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answered by Anry 7
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