because laughter is the best medicine...ill post a joke of the day(well, actually whenever i get the chance)
its easy, just go with the topic, post your joke and have fun!!!
1st one:
this strand is blonde jokes(sorry blondes, but im blonde too so...deal with it!)
heres mine:
Q:How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?
A:When her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!
can you top this!?
p.s.---i have NO IDEA how i'll choose best answers tho lol, which ever one makes me laugh hardest i spose....>? enjoy
2006-09-17 08:03:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2006-09-17 21:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
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2006-09-21 04:22:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt read it.it was boring.
2006-09-17 08:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-17 08:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋