one fine evening...
2006-09-17 07:57:41 · 13 answers · asked by ramesh 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
The Llama noticed that the bear chuckled softly to himself as he looked at his reflection in the pooled glade water. Finally, his curiosity could not be restrained and he approached the bear. He inquired about the bear's mirth and the bear, in between barely restrained bursts of mirth, told him about it...
The bear and his friend, the bunny, were taking a walk along a woodland path together. They had both just feasted on berries and spring buds. Nature took its course and both had to take a poop.
As they squatted next to each other in the grass, the bear turned to the bunny and asked, "Hey, bunny, you ever have problems with poop sticking to your fur?"
The bunny replied, smugly, "Nope!"
So the bear wiped his a** with the bunny.
2006-09-17 08:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by speakeasy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One fine evening, an evening like no other. It was very cold and dim outside. There was almost total darkness due to the huge dirty black clouds covering the barely visible sun.
" Don, are you listening to me?!" said my mother angrily, while I was wandering in space.
" Don" .. she repeated in a calm voice.
I cleared my throat. It was extremely freezing. I was wearing a large brown coat with old white buttons which have been turned to gray. I had my useful black leather boots warming my large feet.You see.. I was tall, 5"9, atlest for my age. I am 13, yet act more mature than my age. I have lazy dull blonde curly hair reaching my eyes and covering my red ears. I had deep dark blue eyes, just like my father.
"Yes mom"..
2006-09-17 08:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Pistaccio 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I was 16 or so, I stumbled onto a rare find. An old trunk in a neighbors closet. Sure, I didn't have permission to be there, but I was young and curious and had a way with locks. In the bottom of the old trunk lay an old wooden box with the initials LMJ on it. I had to see what was in it.
2006-09-17 08:08:41 · answer #3 · answered by quicksilvergirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A small bear wandered into a rain-soaked clearing. The fresh water drops glistened in the delicate moonlight creating a jewel like ambience.
2006-09-17 07:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by Behhar B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
everything was going great until night set in. Just beyond the trees was a serial killer. He enjoyed what he did to the innocent people. The police in Bayside village were in for a busy morning tomorrow. If there were any police left.....
2006-09-17 08:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by horselover 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
....but what she never told me was the man who I thought was my father was really my uncle...and she had been bedding both brothers for year......thats why |I thought I looked like the man who I thought was my father..what an idiot I am.but at thirteen I'm not meant to know these things.then one fine evening..........
2006-09-17 09:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that Llama has vital wisdom to share with the world, but couldn't speak. She asks the elephant to help her get her message to the people. How do we save our environment? The elephan says "I don't know, let me ask the..........
2006-09-17 08:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by smith6969_99 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I sat on my computer and added to this story and grabbed myself a couple of points to my total.
2006-09-17 08:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by The Main Man at Yahoo 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
on the planet Venus, the starship was ready to take off.
2006-09-17 08:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by songbird 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a giant fuzzy llama sitting on a hilltop.
2006-09-17 07:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by Charissa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋