Can you finish this joke?
2006-09-17 07:53:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
They approach the bar and God is the bar tender. He hand out a beer to each and ask: Which of you three bastards called himself my son? the Muslim covered his eyes, the Jew covered ears and the Cristian covered his mouth.
2006-09-17 08:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jose R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Muslim doesn't drink, so why is he in the bar? Its not looking good for the Jew or Christian.
2006-09-17 14:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by Guardsman 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a big old massive bar fight, like how the bikers or cowboys in the 1880's would do, taking chairs, glass bottles and pool sticks and start hitting each other, then one of them pulls out a gun and starts shooting.
2006-09-17 15:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by DMR 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they all pull out guns, and it is a mexican standoff. the muslim says "AllÄhu Akbar", the jewish person says "shalom" the christian says "Bless you my child"
2006-09-17 15:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by xiy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The baptist ducked and didn't hit his head..
2006-09-17 15:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by chuckufarley2a 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They all said 'ouch!'
2006-09-17 15:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
they had milk & cookies together. AND ALL WAS WELL!! :-)
2006-09-17 15:01:39 · answer #7 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋