i fart a lot and im for saving the planet. anyone nopw how i can do something?

Question

positive with my waste gas?

by the way i dont eat junk food. im veggy and eat VERY well

Answer 1

Dear First L
I admire your positive & humourous approach to this potentially embarrassing problem.
Visit your Doctor , and mention it, they will consider many possibilities, including IBS( irritable bowel syndrome) .I have heard of sufferers taking a small tablet (colofac) 20 minutes before eating and this relaxes overactive bowels and reduces emmissions .
Wishing you all the best .

Answer 2

if you change your diet, cut out all the bad food, you'll fart less.

perhaps you could invent an harness that you attach to your ****, and when you fart it channels the gas down into a chamber which you've got tucked inside a trouser leg.

you'd need a bigger cannister to empty the small one into.

You would then need to invent a machine to process this waste gas and turn it electricty, you could then sell this to the farmers, and further a field. It is thought that cows in the UK could power the electricity needs of the UK if only we could harness and convert the gas.

Answer 3

There is something that you can do about it:

Drink a cup of Peppermint Tea with every meal you have, no matter how small the meal is.

Peppermint tea helps with digestion and is also a well know natural aid for flatulance.

Good luck!

Answer 4

What you need to do is collect your farts in a plastic bag, and when you have a sufficient volume, squeeze it into the petrol tank of your car.

I get an extra 7 miles per gallon doing this....

Answer 5

Don't eat so much beans! Eat a healthy diet with lots of vegetables and fruits.

Answer 6

u could stop eating junk food that costs people 2 fart. so stop doing that and you'll be ok!:)

Answer 7

i think u shud b more worried abt transport and planes, not to mention the neuclear plants before u start thinking abt hw 'dangerus' ur farts are for the planet.

Answer 8

Watch what you eat. If you'd rather not, get yourself some Beano, available at your local supermarket.

Answer 9

Bottle it and sell it. Maybe you've discovered a alternate fuel source.

Answer 10

dont worry its normal,,,,,,,,,, its a sign that your digestive system is in good condition, just avoid food that is gas producing ex: cabbage, potatoes etc.