Parents, what mischief does your kid get into these days?

Question

♥Or if you're not a parent, what mischief did YOU get into? I woke up this morning to find my three-year-old daughter sitting on the couch, a paper plate from the trash loaded with all the grapes we had(she got them out of the fridge and picked them all off the stems!), and the rest of the kitchen trash scattered on the floor. She'd also attempted to open a packet of oatmeal(the pantry cabinet is low to the floor). Messy, but SO hilarious!!!

Answer 1

WOW! that's too funny. I am not laughing at you though. I had an experience with mustard, ketchup, and baby powder. This was a couple yrs ago though. I woke up to find that my house smelled so horrible and I was walking on a blanket of powder. Would've been a lot easier if we had carpet but we had hardwood floors and that mess don't just sweep up. So off I go down the hallway when i step in something gooey, its ketchup. The kids at that point are sitting on the couch covered in mustard, ketchup, and baby powder. Apparently they got up before the birds and went straight for the fridge. One grabs the mustard and the other grabs the ketchup and well there goes my house. Needless to say we blocked the hallway by stacking a baby gate on top of another from that point on. Well here it is 3 yrs later and ya know i still find ketchup in the cracks of our entertainment center.

Answer 2

We had show animals and we had a very smart 10 month old little girl that ...you couldnt leave her alone for 5 second and you never learn...hehhehe....Well I was inside and my older daughter was with her show steers and she hollered out that she needed my help..So I ran out there and the 10 mon was alseep...mine you...So, I said ...she will be ok, famous last words....well I wasnt out there no more than 5 minutes ..and ran back ..and the door was lock...i was like what the ???..and I could hear little feet running inside..I was oh my God that Little Rug Rat has gotten out of her play pen and locked the door..So I ran to the back door and guess what..she had punch the lock to that too...well..she had an astonishments with clicking and punching buttons...for awhile and finally she got out of that..So my older daughter went and got a ladder after she heard me screeming cause i was soo afraid the baby would do something I didnt want to see or know about..the worse..you know..Well she climbed into an open unlocked window and climbed in and got her which she was looking at her big sister climb through the window to get her and my oldest went and open the front door..
talk about scary yes..that is scary...Thank God she grew out of that.....never again did I leave her aspleep again.... I never underestimated her again..nerve racking...

Answer 3

Staying up past their bedtime. In the mornings I can't even open their door for all the stuff scattered on the floor. I'm also thinking about putting a lock on the refrigerator door (lol, it won't happen, but I can't help but wish) because they get into the fridge at night. It's an on going battle. My daughter, who is almost nine, also has a fascination with my make-up.

Answer 4

The other day I received a call at 3:00 AM from my nineteen year old daughter asking if someone would come pick her up from jail because she had been arrested for DWI, so the following day I had to go retrieve my car from the impound lot. Our youngest is a senior in high school this year, I remember when he was very young he would get up and get into the refrigerator and smash the eggs in the veg table drawer. We eventually put a lock on to the refrigerator door. If he gets one more speeding ticket he's going to lose his license also

Answer 5

I have four kids so there is a lot of mischief going on around my house but I would have to say the worst that I have had to deal with recently is when I found my 13 year old looking at porn on the Internet. Talk about embarrassed!(I think he was too!)

Answer 6

Well not a parent but have helped raised 2 now teenagers my cousins and now am helping with the third, think colouring in the sofa in illuminous pen that only shows in the dark was the worse

Answer 7

i will actually see the position you're coming from as I see some really idiotic youths each day. i wide-spread, this rule might want to be utilized to all yards in the course of the board, in spite of the undeniable fact that, i at the moment sturdy my pony at a livery backyard about 5 minutes from my backyard, the rule of thumb is that all lower than 14's should not be left unsupervized except informed otherwise. I easily were informed by employing the backyard proprietors that i might want to be there on my own, as i'm really experienced and they could have self belief me to not get into mischief and if i did there are accountable adults contained in the houses opposite the fields who consistently have a watchful eye on what is going on. i for my section imagine that this is a significantly better theory to get permission from the backyard proprietor to be there unsupervized and then the lower than 16's would not imagine of everybody older than them as agist. A try can be presented, yet as there's a huge form in equestrianism, this can be confusing as persons are all in favour of diverse disciplines and propose diverse techniques. some persons are extra mature than numbers, so regrettably, age is so oftentimes only a spread. in basic terms 10 extra weeks of attending to submit with a jealous groom regardless of the reality that! there's a backyard about 5 minutes' power from our livery backyard, there are childrens from 5-15 there and fairly, maximum of them prefer to be suggested to the ILPH because the hores are under no circumstances wormed, mucked out, and so on. on the backyard i do not mess about (except having a hug with my pony) i in basic terms get there, muck out the stables, mattress them down, get the feeds waiting, get my personal pony in, lead the shetland and the haflinger in, feed the ponies, substitute the ponies rugs, lead something of the horses in, feed them, rug them, muck out, leave. i'm attending to the backyard at 3:30pm and leave at about 5pm - no time for me to play round! i have not heard of any horror thoughts or something, yet i'm responsive to the negative aspects and that i under no circumstances prefer to do something risky.

Answer 8

My boy is only 4 months old, but we call him "The Assassin",because everytime his diaper comes off for a changing he manages to pee on the changer.

Answer 9

putting powder all over the bed and sheets going to the bathroom not wiping the booty and private parts

Answer 10

my kids are teenagers and the mischief they get up to is unbelievable as well as unprintable.