Lose weight is obvious, I am doing this, I lost one pound last week., what else must I do?
2006-09-16 22:40:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Have you thought of hypnotism..............I mean on her.
2006-09-16 22:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by stevoledevo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's with all these nay-sayers? Why not?
You'll have to meet her first, and you can't go all show-biz gushy stalker type on her when you do it. You need, first and foremost, confident patois, and you will only get that through some seriously deep-seated self-confidence - you must learn to love yourself warmly (virgin or no, size, age, whatever), you must know yourself, and you must like being you. A very slight inner smugness is about the right level to aim for.
You will also need some EXcellent clothes. But sort the soul out first, and the clothes will follow (I think - I got stuck at this stage personally, which is perhaps why Shakira is not with me).
Beware - you might get distracted by someone else on the way and poor Shakira might have to stick with whoever she's got now. But life is like that, you can't help everyone.
2006-09-17 02:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one pound??..not much keep trying though, but get it out of your head...i hate it when ppl. think they are really going to marry or date someone famous..not in the cards..start with loosing weight and the virgin part.. cant help you there 40 years is a lifetime
2006-09-16 22:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by tayler_07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seek psychiatric help. The loss of reality is not being to lose weight but in you being able to marry Shakira (unless you socialise in her circles)
2006-09-18 05:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It`d be more realistic contemplating marrying Her sister (does she have one.No matter !!) Be like that greyhound-chase the hare anyway,and conquer Your weight coz You is not gonna get the babe.
2006-09-16 23:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by JULIA E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dream you will never fulfill...she's a famous gorgeous pop star...your an obese 40 yrs old...s.tick to the dream darlin...you'll never get near her in a million years...keep losing weight tho...you'll find your health will get better if you do
2006-09-16 23:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to sleep and dream. This is how I accomplish my goals regarding Gerard Butler.
2006-09-17 09:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by CE S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to get rid of Antonio De La Rua, the love of her life.
2006-09-17 09:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by Heidi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
m8, the chances are slim thatll ull marry her so id come back to the real world eaven if it hurts but keep trying to lose weight
2006-09-16 22:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by Hellbound 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey man, nice to meet you. This is not an answer to your queston, but I just thought it slightly ironic.
Your crispy and I'm burnt_crispy.
2006-09-16 23:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by burnt_crispy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick with the girl in the chippy, you'll have more of a chance
2006-09-17 01:43:15 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋