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If Osama And Bush given an opportunity to fight one on one without any powers or bullets or nuclear weapons what would b the result????

2006-09-16 22:03:20 · 21 answers · asked by Jay Friend 1 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

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Since they are bosom buddies, they'd link arms and chat.

Seriously, W has used Osama to his advantage. By not making any serious effort to capture him, he's been able to drag ol' Osama out of the closet and shake him at us as a bogeyman, claiming to protect us when he really can't, any more than he protected us against 9/11, Katrina, deficits, and global warming.

I wish both would just go away.

2006-09-16 22:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by nora22000 7 · 2 1

Osama would win ,Bush would come out all tough TEXAS COWBOY.But Osama has been through war has killed do or die type situations.Bush would put up his dukes,then Osama would show quickness& agility we don't see in video of him chillin in a cave,as he kicks bush2the side of his head.Stunnned & now Scared he screams "DAAADDDIEE!!!"just as Osama slaps the numbness of coke out of his mouth.Now bush is desparate he resorts to scratching &clawing,biting,crying,this is when Osama uses his own force against him, to slam him.From behind him he procededs to snap his neck in two.He gets up and walks away praising Allah.That's my guess pay-perview money world wide goes to relocating the jews to the North pole were all dresses in black it looks like a yommica on the vvorld.And that's were they wait for the first comming of the messaih,because the first guy was just a magician.FTW

2006-09-17 06:30:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I really think Bush is in better shape.

That is the real problem, though. Bush has a strong back and a weak mind. OBL is on dialysis, but is light-years smarter than anyone in Washington. The real terror for Americans is being led by a mental-midget into battle against an opponent with above average, and possibly superior, intelligence.

2006-09-17 05:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bush would get all coked up, so he might have an advantage. But Osama's been on the run for years, so he's wirey....My money's on Osama.

But Bush would probably shoot him in the face on national TV, then tell the American people he didn't do it. Then 6 months later, admit to doing it for "national security."

2006-09-17 05:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Pedro I. Wong 3 · 1 0

Bush could take Bin Laden.

Osama is younger, but Bush works out 6 to 7 days a week in the gym.

2006-09-17 05:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 6 · 0 1

Considering we've seen Bush exercising (jogging or bike-riding, etc.) and Osama always looks ragged and tired on tv, I'll go with Bush winning a one-on-one fight. Bush looks like he's in better shape.

2006-09-17 05:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by cassicad75 3 · 1 1

Bush would just tell Osama to go back into hiding so that he has more of a reason to keep troops in Afghanistan while his oil companies colonize the countries of our occupations.
have you ever wondered why...with our superior technology and heat sensing aerial vehicles, that we cannot find him? Bush doesn't want him found yet. it's obvious.

2006-09-17 05:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Like in a cage match? Osama would kick Georgy's a*s.

2006-09-17 05:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 1 1

In my opinion, "Ossama-Bin-Hidin" would break out in little "*******" and "Chit-His-Self To Death". Just for the pure fact he is a COWARD, and he actually has to face the people he perpetrated the crimes against. Just an opinion friend, :) God Bless!Hope this answers your question. 1st Sgt., 7th Special Forces, (Ret.) Vietnam "67"-"70"

2006-09-17 05:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by KatVic 4 · 1 0

osama's like 75 years old, so my money would be on bush.

2006-09-17 05:11:42 · answer #10 · answered by slippie 4 · 2 1

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