2006-09-16 21:46:57 · 20 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Mr Chow Mein from the Chinese Opera Company when he is being served chicken for a meal ... 'This chicken tastes rubbery', I''m sorry I'll fetch another one', 'No no, why you no risten, I said this chicken tastes rubbery, it's delicious' etc etc.
2006-09-16 22:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by babycakes mummy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny Benny Hill is as likely as reasoned debate in the House of Commons. It has never happened.
2006-09-16 21:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Benny Hill Chinese
2016-11-11 04:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by hoppes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Henry McGee is interviewing a Swiss Countess (Benny) by sattellite relay, and there is a delay. He gets one question ahead of her...he says something like "I like your little doggy you have there. How is your Husband, the Count?"
and the Countessa replies "He's not been well lately, a touch of distemper, some fleas. His legs are getting stiff, I may have to have him put down" ETC.
He was class, and funny, and Hills' Angels had some lovely boobies!
2006-09-18 03:21:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Benny HIll was a genius, do you remember the song lyrics.
Please don't blame my doggy,
It was not him at all.
Someone just left a wet umbrella,
In the middle of the hall.
theluckyhedgehog
2006-09-17 02:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know! Benny Hill was a funny man!
2006-09-16 21:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Benny in the shower with the old guy: old guy falls asleep and Benny strips him, a nurse come in, etc, etc.
2006-09-16 22:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wife in bed, Benny offers her an asprin she says what's that for he says for a headache, she says I haven't got one, he puts in bed side cupboard, and leaps on the bed..... At last.
2006-09-17 06:28:57 · answer #8 · answered by The Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all funny.... funniest is had to pick out... kind of like trying to pick out the funniest Monty Python sketch....
2006-09-16 21:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont think it's the funniest but i will never forget the time he was dressed as adi amin (ugandan president) and on the desk in front of him in tray and out tray. AMIN AMOUT (Brilliant)
2006-09-16 22:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋