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yes, call 911 immediately!!

2006-09-16 21:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

call 911, i think of you have broken it. it rather is a life ending concern. rapid get some ice, you may keep the swelling down. somebody detect a tourniquet. Tie it tight. in case you bypass to the clinical institution now they might in trouble-free terms have amputate a small element. reliable luck ;)

2016-12-12 09:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Okay, take your pants off.
Grab some lotion, baby oil, soap. Any type of lube.
Grab a picture that turns you on.
Start stroking as fast as you can.
Eventually you'll feel a lot better.
And you'll be thanking me after.

2006-09-16 21:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unfortunately.....YES you are going to die in 20 seconds...at least you're dieing happy :-D

2006-09-16 21:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by cirnrab 3 · 2 0

It's an animal!!! Hit it with a baseball bat!!!

2006-09-16 21:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Cameron L 3 · 0 0

woooooo another 2 points my lucky day aint it! no your not gna die :P

2006-09-16 22:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jeez.lets hope so your kind does not need to reproduce.....

2006-09-16 21:19:55 · answer #7 · answered by MC 7 · 0 0

its not ur fault but may be ur penis has seen a hot babe

2006-09-16 22:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

just don't eat any cheetos,and turn off the porn.

2006-09-16 21:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YES YOU ARE QUICK WRITE UP A WILL!!

2006-09-16 21:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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