A Scottish comedian had this schtick where you pretend it's some kind of bizarre and pressing medical emergency...."Oh! Thank GOD you're here! There's no time to waste!"......I regretfully forgot the rest of it..........
2006-09-16 17:23:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's my penis and I'll wash it as fast as I want (while in the shower of course).
2006-09-16 17:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by swhlye 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Dad walked in and caught me once when I was younger. He said, "If you keep that up you'll go blind." I said, "Dad, I'm over here."
I once worked on a fishing boat baiting hooks for the customers. When I started out, I was an apprentice baiter. After I got some experience, I became a journeyman baiter. Some time later when I got really good at it, I became a master baiter.
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2006-09-16 17:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Depends on who comes in. You might ask for some assistance to complete the task if the right person comes in.... Then again, you may be quite embarrassed and call the whole thing quits. Might help to lock your door before you start to offset any issues....
2006-09-16 17:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by hellokittyt012263 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would slap my penis against my thigh with a loud thud and throw my arms in the air. I'd say "******* thanks, dude. I wont blow a load for the rest of the day now." Cause I hate when that **** happens and you can't *** for an entire day cause your buddy likes to peep at you while you do it but you know about it because you told him he could do it but that he can't be seen by you or it will ruin it, then he falls a little standing in the closet and you see his elbow and your erection goes away. I hate that.
2006-09-16 17:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
if the person was of no relation I would say can ya help me with this, my hand is gettin tired...or in my case me fingers..lol.. but if u plan on doin that lock the door! then there's nothing to worry about..lol
2006-09-16 17:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could U give me a hand here, err it might take 2, so wash both first
2006-09-16 17:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fake a groin pull. OY
2006-09-16 17:29:17 · answer #7 · answered by MarshaMarsha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, i always made sure that my doors were locked, even when I was alone in the house
2006-09-16 17:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. what the. i would just lock the door and make sure no one come in. if that really happened, i dont know, perhap i shall say "SOS. why dont you help me out over here...." lol
2006-09-16 17:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by cool nerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should politely ask "care to join me?"
2006-09-16 23:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by p.g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋