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I'm looking to amass an army of the undead but I'm having some trouble getting started.

2006-09-16 17:11:41 · 15 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Why do you need an army of undead anyway?

2006-09-16 21:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Purrk3y 2 · 1 0

you need to detonate a Venus probe on it's return trip, like in night of the living dead (original 1968 version ) , you may have a problem amassing an army though, most likely you will end up as dinner. If you succeed, let me know. I would like to make a few friends and quite a few family members disappear.

2006-09-17 00:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by Jack of Hearts 2 · 0 0

You know, these things never turn out well, especially for the person who does the raising. I think you should concentrate on building some other kind of army. One that doesn't involve the eating of brains, that kind of thing.

2006-09-17 01:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by milomax 6 · 1 0

Start with a shovel, then raise out of hole. B advised though, its against the law in most states, without a court order

2006-09-17 00:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

first you need a farm... then check out "How to Raise the Dead (on less than $5 a day)" from your local library. They tell you everything you need to know.

2006-09-17 00:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by sarah_lynn 4 · 1 0

Use awaken Spell.

2006-09-17 00:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1 0

Sell your soul to Satan. Only your soul belongs to God.
So I guess you better talk to God.

2006-09-17 00:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by justme 4 · 0 0

why would you wanna raise the dead though?

2006-09-17 00:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by ..// wiinter ]] 3 · 0 0

The same way you unearth your dead penis- keep strokin'

2006-09-17 00:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by hellokittyt012263 3 · 0 0

learn voodoo but the problem it's black magic that cause someone to go to hell

2006-09-17 00:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by arveen paria arasuk 6 · 0 0

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