And I want a sword.
2006-09-16 16:21:57 · 13 answers · asked by thealligator414 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
You missed it, it was last week. All your comrades have died. A moment of silence for your nerdyness is in order.
2006-09-16 16:25:09 · answer #1 · answered by MonsterMash 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The crusades began in the 14th century and brought syphallis to Europe. Youcan sign up at the std clinic. Be sure to get a shield with that sword, the army doesn't have any.
2006-09-16 23:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could sign up in mecca, they would probably want to give you an AK-47 instead though.
Buy a sword off of E-bay first.
And good luck with that.
2006-09-16 23:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Al Qaeda has a crusade against the west. you probabally won't get a sword. something a lot smaller like a pocket knife.
2006-09-16 23:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by GloryDays49ers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It begun last week, sign up at your local Church, sell your soul to Christ and you get a free new testament. Sorry, no swords, the pope doesn't want bloodstains in his white clothes
2006-09-17 02:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by Diego A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can sign up at your local mental health clinic and you can get a nice sword with lights at Walmart.
2006-09-16 23:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When the Pope declares it. Should be anytime now. I want a sword as well.
2006-09-16 23:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You missed the boat. There were no swords -only high tech fighter jets. sorry.
2006-09-16 23:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by MAK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Violence is not the answer to everything. Think about it. Isn't violence and God quite opposite concepts. Where there is tolerance, there is God. Where there is mercy, there is God. Where there is forgiveness, there is God.
Forgive and move on. Pray for those who cannot see the truth of what you can. And pray that you see what they can.
2006-09-16 23:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by jinxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
12years ago. Go talk to Bin Laden.
2006-09-16 23:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋