2006-09-16 16:20:22 · 19 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Darn good idea. Here's a few.
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You will make the same mistakes tomorrow.
Of course you matter. Someone has to pay.
We saved all the spinach for you.
They say cats are scarce in China.
Guess what this cookie is made of?
2006-09-16 17:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Tommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your next phone call will be a bill collector
keep your check book close by, somebody wants to steal it
you have gum in your hair
that wasn't midol...it was correctol
there is ants in the peanut butter
you have an eviction notice on your front door
your tire is flat
the air freshener you just bought...smells like farts
their is poop in your wrinkle cream
somebody ate the last cookie out of the cookie jar
you are about to get fly tape caught in your hair
you will wet the bed tonight
2006-09-16 16:25:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Help! I am being held prisoner is a fortune cookie factory.
2006-09-16 16:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repent or Else Cookies!
2006-09-16 16:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few ideas:
"Your fate is sealed."
"Duck."
"It's too late. Give up."
My mom and I were thinking about starting a line of such cookies, but we called them "Misfortune Cookies."
2006-09-16 16:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by spanishmarlena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Get rid of that black cat your wife got you."
"You know that girl you like? Google her."
"He's breaking up with you tomorrow."
"Gas prices are about to hit an all-time high."
"Did your pets get their rabies shots? Too late."
"Your doc just called. Time for your pelvic!"
"Santa Claus isn't real."
"The condom broke last night. Did you notice?"
"Time to put a lock on your kid's door. The window, too."
"Your fake ID's been stolen."
"You forgot to lock the car."
"Have you noticed that your keys are missing?"
"There's something in your drink."
"Sure, you've never had e coli...yet."
"Your fly's open."
2006-09-16 16:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by kacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out demotivators on despair.com for some hilarious posters/sayings. I work in IT - a rather jaded group - and we refer to these all the time.
2006-09-16 16:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by trishhelenh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever seen the energy in this cookie? Or how with regard to the energy interior the meal you purely ate? positioned it down overweight!!! :P (to me, it incredibly is sufficient to supply all and sundry a complicated)
2016-12-15 09:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need to break a mirror for seven years of bad luck.
Bad things don't just happen in threes.
2006-09-16 16:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are in no one's will.
2006-09-16 16:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋