And is that what made them holy?
2006-09-16 15:52:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Of course not, you heresy-spouting blasphemous monstrosity!
It was the common toad that wrote them. Duh.
2006-09-16 15:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. Baboons did not write the human holy books. They have better things to do with their time, and besides, they don't eat the funny mushrooms or take the other hallucinogens.
2006-09-16 16:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why on earth would you think baboons are holy. The Bible was wrote by men inspired by God. We did not originate from animals. God made man in his own imagine. If you do not know God I pray that you ask Him into your heart today. He loves you and all the world.
2006-09-16 16:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
NOOOO the Baboons only proof read them, the Chimps wrote them.
2006-09-16 17:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if you had an infinate ammount of baboons with typewriters the'd probably come up with something alot better.
2006-09-16 20:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, smokes wrote our holy books. That's why you say "Holy Smokes!"
2006-09-16 16:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they were a great line of decentants who were great thinkers to makup such a FAKE story, i wonder how it outrated harry potter and davinci code.
http://www.evilbible.com
2006-09-16 16:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by The AnswerMan ? (J.L.A) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if you watch Planet of the Apes, you may have a point.
2006-09-16 16:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by PICKLES 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but most government leaders are.
2006-09-16 23:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that explains a lot!
2006-09-16 16:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that is how you feel - then they are not "our" holy books.
2006-09-16 17:07:46 · answer #11 · answered by chris 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋