We are not descended from chimps. We evolved sperately from a common ancestor.
2006-09-20 06:39:56
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answered by Anonymous
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I have a great story about Bush.
I live in a small city. 30,000 people. Bush came here to speak,
I am part of a famly contracting and construction company and we were working on a house that day the man came.
I had no plans on going and was just wanting to figure out a way to go home because much of the city was closed.
When the day ended for us I was driving home and was caught by a policeman to stop because Bush would be driving this way.
So I parked my Jimmy and started to walk. I was not far from my home. The policeman told me I could not park there even though I lived seconds away. I told him I just want to go home and take a nap because I have a hell of cold and I could give a damn about GFBUSH.
So I got into my car and the policeman smiled and let me not only pass, but he let me drive my car and as I was driving my Jimmy, I was cut off by 3 Limos and to my happiness or not, their was bush waving at people. I was stuck in the middle of the road not knowing what to do. Bush was in clear site, so I did indeed give him the middle finger and he looked at me like he couldnt understand what the middle finger meant. He is an idiot, you should have seen how confused he was when I was in the middle of the road flipping him off!
to make a nice story better, as he was speaking, I took a nice nap and slept well knowing that murder saw me flipping him off!!
2006-09-16 17:04:47
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answered by mcbrian2000 5
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Yes, we do deserve better and if there's any United States left after Zippy the Chimp leaves office, we'll get it in the form of a Democratic president. As far as his evolving - he hasn't quite evolved yet - still has a way to go. That's why he likes to go to Crawford so often, so he can go into the woods and swing from the trees by his tail out where no one can see him.
2006-09-16 16:06:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Some of you may think that George Bush is descended from an ape. That is fine. I don't think anyone will doubt that Bill Clinton is descended from an ape. But before you get to caught up in this simian suggestion, I dare someone to come forward who will say that the great hero of our nation, George Washington, is descended from an ape.
2006-09-16 19:15:16
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answered by mikeyboy602 2
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Problem is,I don't think there was any evolving, to wit, your apt descripton of our baboon in the Oval Office. At least Reagan only starred with Bonzo. Bush IS Bonzo!
2006-09-16 15:33:09
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answered by Margo 3
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While I am no Bush supporter, I don't think we should be calling the man names. He is far more cunning and dangerous than we have previously surmised. Let the Republican extremists call the names and hit below the belt...they are so good at it.
2006-09-16 15:34:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Wow another person calling Bush a monkey. How original!
2006-09-16 15:39:31
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answered by Luekas 4
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I would take a chimp, baboon, or any other ape over any liberal any day.
2006-09-16 15:44:34
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answered by Jack S. Buy more ammo! 4
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I thank God we have a leader with a spine.......The jellyfish lost.
My wife would need to find a berka store if the libs were in power.
2006-09-16 15:34:29
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answered by thomasnotdoubting 5
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When you graduate from 3rd grade, come back and see if you can ask a real question.
2006-09-16 15:59:43
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answered by Anonymous
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