Maybe confront him with a naked Riker? Tell him that Wesley would have to accompany you on your dates? Threaten Spock or Uhura with Nelix's cooking?
I don't think even an array of Klingon body guards would stop that man once he was on the scent...
2006-09-16 14:39:28 · 19 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Tell him he has to shag my pet Horta first, before he gets ANYWHERE with me.....uhm, assuming he's no-holds barred on who he hits on. With my luck, he'd jump the Horta, then ask me if I'm into tribble-stuffing, etc. Eeewwwwwww!
2006-09-17 15:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my how could you even think that I would want to put off Captain James Tiberius Kirk? I would throw rose petals in his path if the character or the actor, William Shatner, ever came to my door!
2006-09-16 14:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to agree with Lynn m. But instead of beaming me up, I would have to have Kirk beamed up into a court and have him charged with being a pedafile. That would keep him busy for a long time.
2006-09-16 14:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Al s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would just turn off the television and hope he couldn't see me anymore. Then I would watch Boston Legal and laugh at the guy who plays Denny. He's pretty cool.
2006-09-16 14:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by makeitright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Captain Kirk definately had a way with the ladies...and from what I have heard from a lot of them he still does...LOL
2006-09-16 14:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A restraining order?
2006-09-16 14:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put up "I HATE WILLIAM SHATNER WITH A PASSION!" posters all over the front of my house...maybe he'd get the message....especially if there were some added little doodles here and there....
2006-09-16 14:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by Panama J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd slip a bunch of sleeping pill's into bones the doctor's carry pouch
2006-09-16 14:42:49 · answer #8 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play him his version Dylan's Mr. Tambourine man, he will fall to his knees weeping. after that, use a pin to burst his ego. I'll leave the rest up to you, but please, be imaginative.
2006-09-16 14:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jack of Hearts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat beans.
2006-09-16 14:51:46 · answer #10 · answered by The Cat Keeper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋