Mistress says she's going to get me "fixed", but I'm not broken.
What does she mean?
2006-09-16 14:34:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Grab your water dish, your toys, and jump the fence. Don't look back. Find your way to shelter and make sure she doesn't find ya. Are you really wanting to loose your boys? You know the ones that make you a man?
2006-09-16 14:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bobbitt!
John Wayne Bobbitt (born March 23, 1967 in Buffalo, New York) and Lorena Leonor Gallo de Bobbitt (born 1970 in Bucay, Ecuador) were an American couple, married on June 18, 1989, who were best known for a 1993 incident in which Lorena severed a portion of John's penis with a kitchen knife.
Carefulf careful bubba.
Life's Lovely! Love & Live Life!
2006-09-16 23:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You better watch out, the fun part of your life will be over soon!
You might better find a new home,with a huge yard,
where you still can be a dog,and live in freedom!
2006-09-16 21:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by Teal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you poor little thing ...I know it's not broken but sometimes we have to fix things that aren't broken..but you will be alright you won't feel a thing..Hang in there,,,oops wrong choice of words..LOL
2006-09-16 21:40:43 · answer #4 · answered by Just Dreamin' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! I'm sad to have to tell you this, but life will never be the same, and you'll probably get fat. (no worse than if you were a girl dog and had pupppies!)
2006-09-16 21:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by Suspended 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's gonna be a lot more room for your tail between your legs. LOL
2006-09-16 21:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by gettingmadtoday 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all good... She'll take you to the vet, He'll give you some KILLER drugs, but you'll wake up sore and impotent!
2006-09-16 21:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She wants to make a new man out of you!
2006-09-16 21:38:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to find a corner by yourself and spend some quality time with your "boys"..
2006-09-16 21:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by Wildrussian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i know this is a joke but i'm just gonna play along.
RUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! or of course you could always choose the option on dying, but that is TOTALLY up to you dude
2006-09-16 21:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by echo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋