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I smile :)

2006-09-16 14:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Well... when someone else farts, I try not to laugh and act as though I didn't heard it so that the person doesn't feel embarassed. I hope that if I fart in public some day, people will act the same way... if they don't then I would apologize, and/or laugh along with them!

2006-09-16 21:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 5 · 0 0

1. Offer to come back next week when the smell has cleared away.

2. Challenge that someone to do better.

3. Blame it on someone else.

4. Explain that you're practicing for fog horn tryouts.

5. Say "And that's what I think of that."

2006-09-16 21:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Throw your arms up in the air and shout "Oh my God! Did you hear what just came out of my evil ***? I just let the fart from hell! Bow down in my presence, you free-loading fart sniffers!!!!"

2006-09-16 21:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 0

Apologize.

2006-09-16 21:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0 0

This is what my best friend used to say..."well, everyone does it.." and she'd get all matter of fact about it. Meanwhile, I'd be in hysterics.

If it were me, I'd make a joke probably. Once I knew they knew it was me I'd never be able to hide the fact that I did.

2006-09-16 21:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Laugh hysterically.

2006-09-16 21:26:58 · answer #7 · answered by woot 3 · 0 0

I smile and give them the thumbs up and do that little head knobbing

2006-09-16 21:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by rapid57702 4 · 0 0

I agree with Christine. I say "oops, sorry", laugh and move on.
Farts are funny. lol

2006-09-16 21:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by smallweed 4 · 0 0

Continue with what I was doing as if nothing happened.

2006-09-16 21:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Say excuse me, (and probably giggle) Can't help it in those circumstances! lol

2006-09-16 21:27:33 · answer #11 · answered by Suspended 6 · 0 0

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