2006-09-16 13:58:22 · 12 answers · asked by purplewingduck 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
1. Somebody DID not listen to their momma when she said, "don't stick the fork in the toaster."
2. Bread committed murder most foul, then got BACK in the toaster, burnt itself, and then got back out, to make it look like the victim did the stupid thing..
3. OJ came in, killed the vic, burnt the toast, dropped the fork, then left.
4. Bread insulted the vic, who then tried to stab the bread with the fork, at which time, the bread threw the elements in front of itself and caused the vic to be electrocuted.
Hmm, enough alternatives for ya?
2006-09-16 14:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by chuckufarley2a 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old family recipe for baking bread -- stick dough with fork several times prior to baking. The cook turned on the overn, poked the holes, and put the bread in the oven just as the telephone rang. He put the fork down on the counter, answered the phone. The phone call was urgent so the cook forgot to turn off the oven before he left.
When he returned, his fork was where he left it, the bread was burned to a crisp, and he found the dead body of a fly on the oven.
2006-09-16 14:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by gpings 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pop-up toaster didn't pop-up the toast and so it started to burn. The person tried to get the toast out with a metal fork which made contact with the toaster wires and electrocuted the person.
2006-09-16 16:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like his bread got stuck in the toaster so he stuck a fork in it without unplugging it from the wall first. Guy dies from electrocution.
2006-09-16 14:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone burnt the bread. Someone tried to eat it, couldn't, so he grabbed a fork and tried. Still couldn't, so he killed the cook :)
2006-09-16 14:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bread got pissed, because he got burned, and stabbed the guy with the fork.
2006-09-16 14:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like someone got Forked before their breakfast was done! Foul play.
2006-09-16 14:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Christine B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bread stuck in toaster, guy tried to get it out with fork - electocuted himself. End of story.
2006-09-16 13:59:44 · answer #8 · answered by malts97 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It was a conspiracy between the bread and the toaster to get the insurance money. They made it look like an accident !
2006-09-16 14:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Electrical shock from sticking the fork in the toster
2006-09-16 14:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by shymyron 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋