Mine is: "What we've got here is failure to communicate" stated by Strother Martin in COOL HAND LUKE.
2006-09-16 13:30:55 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Airplane
Roger, Roger, whats your vector Victor? We have clearance Clarence.
2006-09-16 14:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by doc_is 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"thats funnier than midgets runnin track."-Larry The Cable Guy, Blue Collar Comedy Tour
2006-09-16 13:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just watched this cute old movie the other night, "Ziegfield Girl", Lana Turner and James Steweart. Jimmy Stewart was reminding Lana of the night he first kissed her. He said, "don't you remember the night of our first kiss? You let me kiss you.....after you slapped me twice!"
Another one: Mae West drops off her fur with the hat check girl at a club. The girl stares, open-mouthed, at all the diamonds Mae is wearing.
Hat check girl: "Goodness!! Look at those diamonds!"
Mae West: "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie!"
2006-09-16 18:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Esther 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite movie quote is between "It is a beaver it shouldn't be saying anything."-The Chronicles of Narnia th Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe and "Excuse me are you looking,did you rub my lamb,did you wake me up,did you bring me here and all of a sudden you're walking out on me?I don't think so not right now you're getting your three wishes so sit down!"-Aladdin.
2006-09-16 13:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by debralizjr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What till they get a load of me!!!- Jack Nicholson- Jack Napier/The Joker from Batman (1989)
2006-09-16 13:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Who is dat man" - accented befuddled safe-cracker from the movie Bottle Rocket, which, if you like dry humor, is the funniest movie you'll ever see. The jokes come and go with no punchline whatsoever, but they are so damn funny. I could quote half the movie here, but it wouldn't be funny unless you saw it.
2006-09-16 14:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by bradley L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve: So me and Dough were waiting to use the pay phone, and there was this guy using the phone, so Steve was "like excuse me sir", so he turns around and tips his hat like this... and who do think that guy was? The Might Ducks man himself..Emilio Estevez! And Steve was like: "Emilioooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"
Steve: I was like Emilioooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
A Night at the Roxbury
Why has no one else seen this film, this film is excellent!
2006-09-16 13:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by Vulcan Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine goes something like this:
Auntie Entity:"You need to get a job in the methane factory."
Mad Max: :I don't know anything about methane"
Auntie: "You can shovel $h1t, can't you?"
From "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome".They made fuel from hog crap.
2006-09-16 13:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Wish I had a double burger" from Good Will Hunting AND " I just lost 50 lbs on the Krispie Kreme Diet!" (I think that's how that one goes! - I wish it could really happen, anyway!)from Bruce Almighty.
2006-09-16 13:43:31 · answer #9 · answered by momof3pups 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Do What you Love And **** The Rest. -Lil Miss Sunshine.
(and about a million others.)
2006-09-16 13:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by lonelioness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋