I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was
black.
I'm so goth I use black cotton balls.
I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the
lights go out.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they
give me candy.
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What
are YOU so happy about?"
I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.
I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.
I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from
constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.
goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have
atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face
never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?
2006-09-16 12:10:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Dear Diary,
Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You," and "Rip Apart My Soul," and of course, "Stabby Rip, Stab Stab." And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . .
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a f*g
'Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look Like d*kes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun
they say they already have a p*ssy, they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when i go to shows
I must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. Grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way.
When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection.
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if I said I like girls I'd only be half right
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
screw XBOX I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo
My parents just don't get me, you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple of guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't 2, or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . I feel like tacos.
2006-09-16 12:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither of them really bother me at all. It's just two more ways youths use for self expression. Most all young people go through some kind of stage like that. I see nothing wrong with any of them with the exception of the ones that advocate hate and violence. In my day some boys grew their hair long. You would not believe the Flack some of us caught for that! I mean there were people got really violent over it!
Loved your one liners. Wish you could have added some about Emos. Then it would have really been funny.
2006-09-16 12:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of Goth slandering..yet no Emo-bashing..
I've gotta say, both of the groups **** me off. Its the arrogance that surroudns them, one thinking their the Dogs Bollcocks, the other thinkings theor some sort of 'counter-culture'
2006-09-16 12:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by thomas p 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old but good, that list. :)
2006-09-16 14:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD FOR U WHAT U WANT A BLUE PETER BADGE?
2006-09-16 12:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by tinkerbell 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋