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Any predictions are welcome!

2006-09-16 11:38:24 · 11 answers · asked by LucyPooBird 2 in Sports Football (American)

Any predictions, especially creative ones are welcome!

2006-09-16 11:41:43 · update #1

11 answers

The Bears will have a season for the history books this year.

The entire Chicago Bear team and coaching staff will come down with e-coli based on having tainted spinach.

The strain is so strong that they will be unable to compete the rest of the year.

In an effort to continue their season, they call back Mike Ditka to build a new team.

As the call goes out, the upper management receives a call from a small city in China, where they have mentioned that they have cloned the ex-Bear great from DNA that was acquired by a puchase of a game used jersey off of E-bay.

The cloning experiment was not mentioned prior because the Ditka clones, though healthly, were only about 1/2 the size of an average human being.

The Bears, without any other options, call upon the Ditka clones to rescue the season.

The team go 16-0 through the regular season, inspiring a marketing campaign of a team that has not been done since the great "Superbowl shuffle". The campaign, denotes the 2006-2007 Chicago Bear team as the Mini-Ditkas.

The "Mini-Ditka" Bears continue to dominate throught the post season and end their unforgetable season by defeating the Colts by a score of 77-3 in Superbowl XLI in Miami.

2006-09-16 12:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by justsouper 1 · 0 0

Been a Bears fan on the grounds that six years previous. i imagine the traditional of the crew as an entire, the 06 Bears are better. for sure Grossman is doing nicely, rather even as he's hasnt all started even an entire season yet. The lost 2 starters on protection contained in the game vs the expenditures and nonetheless regarded rock sturdy. The 80 5 crew i imagine had extra individual skills, Payton, Singletary. yet they in basic terms weren't as dominating in each and every sport (so some distance a minimum of) because the Bears are taking section in this three hundred and sixty 5 days. in basic terms look on the rankings from the 80 5 season: Week a million Sep 8 W 38-28 vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers Week 2 Sep 15 W 20-7 vs New England Patriots Week 3 Sep 19 W 33-24 at Minnesota Vikings Week 4 Sep 29 W 40 5-10 vs Washington Redskins Week 5 Oct 6 W 27-19 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Week 6 Oct 13 W 26-10 at San Francisco 49ers Week 7 Oct 21 W 23-7 vs eco-friendly Bay Packers Week 8 Oct 27 W 27-9 vs Minnesota Vikings Week 9 Nov 3 W 16-10 at eco-friendly Bay Packers Week 10 Nov 10 W 24-3 vs Detroit Lions Week eleven Nov 17 W 40 4-0 at Dallas Cowboys Week 12 Nov 24 W 36-0 vs Atlanta Falcons Week 13 Dec 2 L 38-24 at Miami Dolphins Week 14 Dec 8 W 17-10 vs Indianapolis Colts Week 15 Dec 14 W 19-6 at lengthy island Jets Week 16 Dec 22 W 37-17 at Detroit Lions

2016-11-27 19:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by mckernan 4 · 0 0

Well, they have a strong running game with Thomas Brown and a spectacular center in Olin Kreutz. The rest of the line is pretty good too.
The receiving corps, which is anchored by Muhsin Muhammad, is below average in my opinion.
Meanwhile, they have a lot of depth at quarterback, but don't have a certain star.

To sum up the offense, they're going to have to rely on Thomas Jones to get them through the season. The quarterback situation will have to be narrowed down to one guy (which will probably end up being Brian Griese) to steadily take them through the season.

The defense is anchored by MLB Brian Urlacher, their biggest playmaker. Otherwise, the linebackers are quite average.
The defensive line is led by former Miami Dolphin, DE Adewale Ogunleye. It, also, is only average without the star.
Meanwhile, the secondary is pretty good with Nathan Vasher, Charles Tillman, and former Miami Hurricane, Devin Hester.

The defense ends up being really good, like most people know.

The receiving end of special teams is also a strong point, while the kicking part is below average.

I think the division will shape up like this:
NFC North
1. CHICAGO
2. Minnesota
3. Detroit
4. Green Bay

Their record will probably be around 11-5.

2006-09-16 11:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They will be 12-4 and win going to win their second consecutive NL Central division.

If they can get their offense going and their defense is ranked 7th in the league they will be a threat.

Super Bowl maybe.

2006-09-16 11:47:45 · answer #4 · answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7 · 1 0

superbowl win over colts 27-17

2006-09-16 11:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jimmy Neutron 2 · 1 0

They haven't been the same since Jim McMahon and "The Refrigerator" Perry left.

2006-09-16 11:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by superfcdallas 2 · 0 1

Believe me when I say I know I'm not answering your question but you just brought joy to my life....

Have you ever seen the superfans skit on SNL with Chris Farley....


"......The Bears......."

If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. :)


If you're a bears fan then I hope they don't disappoint you this year! :)

2006-09-16 11:47:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I vote for a playoff spot at least

2006-09-16 11:42:39 · answer #8 · answered by thetdw 4 · 0 0

they will win 9 or so games

2006-09-16 11:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by whoshouldiplay.com 2 · 0 0

I would say they make the playoffs, but lose in the divisional playoff game

2006-09-16 12:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by cubscaps33 5 · 0 1

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