How much damage could you do to someone with a Scalectrix?

Answer 1

if it was wired up incorrectly , you could electrocute
a friend or yourself .
Or even burn the house down !

Playing Scalectric's fanatically , all day -every day--

may lead to you :become ---- # racing mad ,# !!!!
And then---

Jumping into your Porsche and exceeding all the speed limits ,
( as if you were still, in Scalectric mode)

200 MPH on public roads ,could seriously damage your health ,, your car & driving licence , street furniture ----
and at least one other SOMEONE..

when you are arrested , you may turn nasty and rearrange, the arresting officers features ,
which would lead to a long prison sentence.

All may not be lost , in "open" prisons they say,do have Scalectrics , for recreational purposes .

So you can continue having fun ------,
unless one of the inmates clumps you over the head wit the rails , for winning first time .

Have you got good insurance cover?
(specialy for Scalectric hazards )

>^,,^<

Answer 2

You are asking some good questions tonight. When playing Scalectrix with my son, we find the nastiest bit is the second corner of the figure of eight. There's a fault there. The trick is to speed up just before hitting the bend, then the car flies off and, depending on the furniture in the room, can result in an eye out.

Answer 3

not much but when u say scalectrix i get vivid flashbacks of a real bad road accident. on my 10th birthday i got a scalectrix and loved it, we was living in London by a big main road, heard a big smash and ran outside to see a man had hit a bus on his motor cycle and also ran over someone 2. remember the injured being in my house whilst waiting for Ambulance and watching me play my new scalectrix. would i let them have a go (AS IF!)

Answer 4

Loads - Tell them that you are going to buy them the latest Scalectrix set, extra cars & track, lapcounter, membership to the Scalectrix club & free tickets to the Scalectrics Convention (all paid for) - Then don't.

They will be emotionally scared for life.

Answer 5

You can still get Scalectrix and parts in Singapore at Action Toyz store at Caltex House. They also do internet transactions.

Answer 6

I gave my brother a black eye by hitting him in the face with one of the cars whilst fighting over a Scalectrix. I got a Chinese burn in retaliation.

Answer 7

Ouch! Quite a bit, im not advising you to try it though

Answer 8

If you hit them over the head with it you might make them sore.

Answer 9

Well....if you pushed it up there bum hole sideways, I would imagine...quite a lot.

oooo not the bridge