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2006-09-16 10:57:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Hey babe, I'm a math major. Why don't we subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?

2006-09-16 10:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1 2

Pick up lines never worked for me (just too damn ugly).....anyway, one night, while I was out for a drink, a woman came up to me and asked if I knew this guy that was "hitting" on her? I made the mistake of saying yes! So, she kept coming over and asking me questions about him......to the point where I became totally annoyed.
Finally, I looked her and said: "I don't know what your problem is girl, but personally, I wouldn't go out with you if you paid me!"
Must have ticked her right off.........she wouldn't let me leave until we exchanged phone numbers......she was gonna prove to me that I was wrong......she was worth going out with!!!!

Sorry, I know that was long.......just wanted to show ya how sometimes reverse pick up lines work. (when ya least expect it)

2006-09-16 18:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't I know you from somewhere?

Works well if you are college aged and at college bars - then you can always just at least pretend you had a class together - and then there are also times when you really might know them or recognize them from somewhere.

2006-09-16 19:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by c. mcd. 2 · 0 0

Hey babe...wanna fυck?

It's quite straightforward, no mind games involved

2006-09-18 06:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by I am NOT George Bush 5 · 0 0

hey babe you got a nice piece of azz.some times it works but i get good slap out of it.

2006-09-16 18:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by hector 4 · 0 0

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