Mine would be:
Dear Mom and Dad,
At College, please remember me in ribbons and curls, I still love you more than anything in the world. Love, Your baby girl...
2006-09-16 10:57:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dear Mom and Dad,
I am broke as hell and need money. I hope you are enjoying your vacations away from home and your shopping sprees. It's okay if you forget you have a struggling college student living away from home. You don't have to help her, after all, she'll be "stronger" because of this. Tough love is the best way to go....
With unconditional love,
Your daughter....
2006-09-16 11:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Scorpio 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear so-called "Mom" and "Dad",
I haven't heard from you in a bit over two years, since Robin died. "Mom", I just wanted you to know that when my sister died and I was crumpled to the ground crying and you told me " I didn't think you would care so much" , you showed me for the last and final time what a cruel, uncaring bit$# you are. "Dad", it was nice that you bought my brother Shawn a business and a house. It was also nice that you bought Robin a home before she died. As I struggle to make it through this life, alone after my abusive marriage, I wonder how it is that you never did anything to help ME. Since you two have never cared about me, you tell me you wish you never had children and you have made me walk this life alone without real parents, I will not shed one tear when you die. I am sure I'm not in your will, but if I am, take me out. I do not want one cent of your rotten money. I have no respect for you. I will never forget how you abandoned me.
Oh, and seeing as it was my birthday one week ago, thanks for the birthday card you never sent me. I guess it would have been strange for you to acknowledge the day that you gave birth to the daughter you wish you never had.
2006-09-16 11:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mom and Daddy, and Step-dad...
I'm so glad that the three of you are there together with my baby girl, and all my other friends and family and pets that have gone home.I know that none of you are in any pain now, and I bet you're having the time of your life! I'll see you when the time is right. Love you...me.
2006-09-16 17:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mom and Dad, why the hell did you two ever get together. I seen more love between someone with an nut-allergy and a peanut. Give me a break and end all of your miserys by shutting the f@@k up
2006-09-16 11:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by Gar 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dear Mom & Dad.
First I'd be sending them to two houses since they are divorced. But I would just tell them how I am doing. How school is. About any friends or anything eventful I have done.
Much love, me.
There ya go.
2006-09-16 11:00:22 · answer #5 · answered by Justin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine would say:
No mom, I can't loan you any more money. You have to stop. You're making me broke. I can barely pay my bills. And, no. I can't help you tow your broken down car from Albany to Syracuse this weekend. I have 2 mid-terms this monday and I have to study.
The other letter would say:
No dad, you can't move into my apartment and mooch off me. And I'm not going to quit school just because you asked me to, so that I can hang out with you and entertain you as you get drunk off my beer. Go away, stop contacting me. I'm sick and tired of listening to your UFO and government conspiracy theories.
2006-09-16 11:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by BiBJ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just found a job, with hundreds of people working under me. I mow the lawn at the cemetary.
2006-09-16 11:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by Megan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, figures they could be from the South huh? i have considered this before....about 15 years in the past i imagine. i have also met human beings from the North that are extra redneck than each person i have ever met before!!
2016-11-27 19:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell them I'm doing fine and that I love them.
2006-09-16 10:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hi, bye
seriously
i'd say hi how are you
i'll let her know how i am and i'll tell her about how much i cant waite to see them
2006-09-16 11:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by annie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋