And how do you know?
2006-09-16 10:48:42 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Dwarves. They live in caves and never bathe. They have long beards that fill up with food and stink from BO and sweat.
Then a troll, but they live under bridges and are usually near a stream. They bathe only accidently when they go in the water to catch some fish.
A hobbit smells the best. They live in clean hobbit holes and are very particular about their grooming habits. They bathe regularly and use perfume.
2006-09-16 10:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by BiBJ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL funny question. I would bet money on the troll smelling badly.
Since a dwarf is a small human and therefore would abide by human washing rites. And the hobbit is a human-like creature who doesn't need to wear shoes and has elvish like ears... so they would wash often as well (we hope!!)
2006-09-16 10:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by rennes89 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trolls smell really bad up close, they get a nasty rash if they use deodorant so its not rally their fault.
But beware, as hobbits eat mainly grassy foods their farts can smell a lot worse than any trolls armpit ever did!
Dwarfs are usually nice smelling as long as they have had a bath.
2006-09-16 10:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only trolls and dwarfs are mythological, hobbits were invented about 50 years ago by JRR Tolkein.
2006-09-16 11:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Jude 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A troll definitely. You can tell by watching them for days and observing hygiene patterns. I spent my last summer doing this and found them the most unpleasant creatures. Dwarfs are very misunderstood and tend to shower on a regular basis. They are very civilised
2006-09-16 11:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by bobsyouruncley2k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A troll, it is described in the book "The Hobbit"
2006-09-16 10:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by runlolarun 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depending on your source, a dwarf may smell as good as a hobbit, or as bad as a troll.... in R.A. Salvatore's books about icewind dale and drizzt, he introduces a dwarf that is known as a battlerager... these dwarves wear armor that is all spikes and points, and carry no weapons but that armor, which they wear all the time... it is said these battleragers stunk more than a dead troll in a poop swamp, as they never cleaned their armor
2006-09-16 10:58:53 · answer #7 · answered by MstrChief55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trolls. They live under bridges and never shower. They also have very stinky feet, because they are huge! Don't think they brush their teeth either so, bad breath helps with the overall smell.
2006-09-16 11:00:59 · answer #8 · answered by Twisted Maggie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trolls, they are described as unclean, and of low intelligence.
Dawrves are very clever black smiths and miners as well as eniginers.
Hobbits are nothing more than small men with a hint of elf blood.
I study alot of folklore,myths, ect. Those are the common descriptions i get for the 3.
2006-09-16 11:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by mother_of_bonehead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Troll of course. They're outside creatures and very hard to housebreak. I always warn about those troll human relationships.
2006-09-16 10:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by masterwitchphd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋