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We threw a X-mas dinner at a nice restaurant for our employees. One of the men at our table had a "little" too much wine before dinner started. He started to sway in his chair, and his head bobbed up and down and his arms started flailing. At first we all thought he was pretending to be drunk -- that is, until he vomited all over himself, the table and the floor! Needless to say, dinner was over at that point for everyone else!

2006-09-16 10:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by S&S 5 · 1 0

Craziest? A guy at the corner table in a great burger bar in Jersey back in the early 70's lit up a joint, got told to put it out and leave, and he got all kinds of paranoid, did this backwards Tom Cruise jump onto the bench and started screaming at the owner. His friends picked him up bodily and hauled his butt out of there.

Grossest? Got dragged to this FAMOUS pizza bar in North Jersey by a friend who swore by the place. Got a seat at a side booth looking into the kitchen, finished this incredibly ordinary pizza that our bud raved about, lifted up the last of the last slice,
and looked up just in time to see the guy sweeping the floors in the kitchen open the ovens and start sweeping them with the SAME BROOM! My friend said that the heat of the ovens would kill any germs. I considered killing him! Ugh.

2006-09-16 18:12:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Late night after the bars closed we were at a Village Inn. I went into the bathroom and they're were two people screwing on the counter! I just went into the stall and did my business and left (without washing my hands) Luckily I was pretty wasted so I just shook it off!

2006-09-16 17:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Suspended 6 · 1 0

I've got a grossest. I dated a guy who couldn't chew with his mouth closed (which is nasty to begin with), and he ordered a hamburger and the inside was completely uncooked. I couldn't look at him as he was eating it. Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

2006-09-16 17:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0 0

I see this everytime I eat out, wild azz kids running around and their parents doing nothing, the restaraunt does nothing, the other customers do nothing, so its up to me to flip out and make a scene. I usually just yell, "tie those effin kids to a seat and shove some effin food in their mouth so they will shut the eff up" I can get away with this cause Im a force to be reckon'ed with.

2006-09-16 17:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

One time I saw some guy at the next table drink an entire bottle of tabasco sauce. I'll bet he paid dearly later.

2006-09-16 17:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

some one depantsed the waiter when he was carrying a big plate of food but the waiter droped everything and beat the crap out of the guy pantsless funniest thing ive seen in two years

2006-09-16 17:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by pale_13 1 · 2 0

A cockroach emerging from the bread. I got up and left.

2006-09-16 17:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by Apollo 7 · 1 0

i threw up all over a sizzler once.....sure cleared the room quick

2006-09-16 17:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by cruise junkie 4 · 0 0

someone clipping their fingernails at the table. eww.

2006-09-16 17:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by Clairebear. 6 · 0 0

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